Photographs
August 20th, 2007
I took some and then I sent the camera on. I demand to see the photographs soon and I fear the whole project is being held up by Kev’s enormous, unjustified ego.
YOU’RE NOT THAT GOOD, YOU HEAR ME? STOP WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME.
27 Comments
1. Kevil | August 20th, 2007 at 19:32
Ego, no. Complete lack of forthought, planning and ability to organise, YES!
2. Chris | August 21st, 2007 at 09:10
My anger has dissipated and now I like you again. I give you three stars *** for truth, honour and lack of forethought.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 21st, 2007 at 12:19
I still want the bloody camera. I still need to take my pictures. We’ll never see them at this rate.
The excitement’s too much 🙁
4. Chris | August 21st, 2007 at 16:24
That’s exactly it. The excitement, and the way that there is too much of it.
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 22nd, 2007 at 08:20
If only there was a way to diffuse the excitement, like maybe filter it through some ness and then there wouldn’t be as much they’d just be some ness in a filter.
People at work keep asking me about Spatchcocks, and I’m not even wearing the badge! It sits on my desk like a mo’ fo’.
6. Chris | August 22nd, 2007 at 11:47
Are you the company’s spatchcologist?
7. Kevil | August 22nd, 2007 at 15:00
The picture taking is complete! It shall find its way to hamm shortly.
8. Chris | August 22nd, 2007 at 23:15
Glorious news! Those are the kind of apples that are destined to make strudel and be served with a choice of custard or ice cream.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 24th, 2007 at 08:57
I too agree with that statement of fruit. Those apples will sprinkle joy across the world with their glowing skins and crispy chunks.
Now, what will I take pictures of?
10. Chris | August 24th, 2007 at 10:12
Anything! As long as there’s nine of it/them!
Apples glowing of skin and crispy of chunk will surely be strudelled shortly and offered for enjoyment with a selection of creamy toppings.
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 24th, 2007 at 12:55
I’m quite tempted to take nine pictures of nine different apples but they might be a bit of a waste of time. Maybe one apple, perhaps. If I find the time.
12. Lizzie | August 25th, 2007 at 01:48
Take pictars of me … Im interesting 😛 Honest!! 😀
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 26th, 2007 at 12:20
If I had a camera that could take pictures of people that were hundreds of miles away, possibly through brick walls and such, why on earth would they be of you Liz?
Obviously if you were here now they’d be no problem but the chance to per… I mean take pictures of people from long distances, well, the skys the limit!
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 30th, 2007 at 08:49
*Sings*
THE CAMERA HAS ARRIVED!
15. Chris | August 30th, 2007 at 08:53
I await news of picture taking, film development and posting of said pictures.
16. Chris | August 30th, 2007 at 16:22
AND FURTHER TO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT:
I volunteer to scan in said pictures for webular posting should the facilities to do so not be available in the Newcastle area.
17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 1st, 2007 at 20:19
Biddi biddi biddi
I have no scanning abilities so therefore when you receive your copy of the pictures you can *sings* SCAN *ends singing* to your hearts content. I’ve already taken one whole picture. Look at me go!
And I plan to take one of some apples too.
18. Chris | September 2nd, 2007 at 12:28
You could make a sign saying “I like these”, put it in the middle of all the apples in your local supermarket and take a picture of that. That would make me very frivolous indeed.
19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 3rd, 2007 at 08:24
Well I’ve never actually wanted to make you frivolous but I still like the whole idea of the apples so they’ll have to come hand in hand I guess…
You gotta take risks in this world.
20. Kevil | September 3rd, 2007 at 10:33
No you dont! I alwas remember this great saying…
“Eagles my soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines”
21. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 4th, 2007 at 08:11
If I were you, I wouldn’t wanna know you, right?
Those apples stink and I refuse to have any part of them. In fact if they came to my door asking for directions I’d deliberately send them in the wrong direction and off a cliff.
Ha.
22. Chris | September 4th, 2007 at 12:18
I have a hilarious image in my head now, of you answering the door to some smelly apples who are asking for directions.
It hurts! It hurts to laugh!
23. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 4th, 2007 at 12:54
I’d be like so nicey nice with them but once the door closes I’d be chuckling that I’ve sent those apples that reek to their doom. They wouldn’t get in a pie I’d be eating that’s for damn sure!
24. Kevil | September 4th, 2007 at 13:06
Yeah but my apples have sat nav so they’d be ok… they’d just check on the directions with you to see how much of a bastard you really are. You see them apples right, thems high tech apples.
25. Chris | September 4th, 2007 at 13:58
Are they rechargeable?
26. Kevil | September 5th, 2007 at 10:30
No not yet, they go through tonnes of AAA batteries. Tech Apple v2.0 should be rechargable though, i’m just working on the recharge circuit.
27. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 6th, 2007 at 12:25
It doesn’t matter what tech they’ve got stashed in their pants if those apples weren’t to my liking I’d show them a thing or two.