Mr Smudgey Exposes Himself
November 6th, 2007
Hello, my name is Mr Smudgey and I am here to prove to you and everyone else watching that I am the most famous man on the planet at this very point in time. Wait… no it’s still me. Tom Cruise was close there. You may think you don’t know who I am but boy is that going to change. To prove my point I am going to show you all the various sources of my hidden exposure and bring them to the surface for everyone to see. That way I can be praised for the future A-lister I am.
Point Number One – referred to in the song ‘Mad World’ by Tears for Fears and then later sung by some burk in a flat cap.
“I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad,
 These dreams of Mr Smudgey are the best I ever had”
Hand over the royalties Roland whatsisface, I was clearly the inspiration for that song and without me it would have disappeared without a trace. People secretly bought it for the reference to me. Don’t bother with a cheque just leave a small suitcase outside my basement bedroom window, but make sure you don’t wake my parents up!
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17 Comments
1. Chris | November 6th, 2007 at 17:22
Are you sure this song is about you? I thought it was all about how mad, zany and bonkers the world is. Kerr-azy!
Also the lyric doesn’t even sound like that 🙂
2. Mr. Smudgey | November 6th, 2007 at 20:32
Of course the songs about me. Why else would they reference me in it? You have to listen very carefully as he sings because some people get it wrong… you know, like they did with Jimi Hendrix and all that? ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy? Etc etc.
3. Chris | November 7th, 2007 at 09:33
Well, I’m convinced!
*wry smile* Whatever next, Mr Smudgey?
4. Kevil | November 7th, 2007 at 11:52
Sod off you charletain!
5. Mr. Smudgey | November 7th, 2007 at 13:22
Those who cannot spell charlatan cannot propose other people to be charlatans. That’s the rule. When you learn your stomach will churn and all will end up bendy.
Glad I’ve convinced you Mr Chris sir. We shall see where I crop up next. NO DOUBT it will be somewhere… FOISTY
6. Chris | November 8th, 2007 at 00:42
I think Kev was saying “charlatan” in French, i.e. and viz., to whit, “charletain”. That reminds me of a hilarious story that I won’t tell you.
7. Kevil | November 8th, 2007 at 12:31
bah!
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 8th, 2007 at 13:16
Did it involve champagne with Charlemagne?
9. Chris | November 8th, 2007 at 19:51
Champignons with Charlemagne, if I’m any judge.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 9th, 2007 at 10:26
If you weren’t a judge what kind of judger would you be?
11. Kevil | November 9th, 2007 at 12:42
A philosphical one, with a novelty hat.
(I dont even care if i spelled that right.)
12. Chris | November 9th, 2007 at 14:47
But you did, sir, you did! And hoorah for that with a bucket of mint.
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 12th, 2007 at 20:35
A bucket of mint makes the world go round, no wait, that’s flans and tarts. What does a bucket of mint do other than make you sick and dilapidated?
14. Chris | November 14th, 2007 at 10:26
Burger burns!
15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 14th, 2007 at 17:57
What a shimmy shammy answer that is!
16. Chris | November 17th, 2007 at 00:39
Thank you for your most hearty words. I brim with glory upon the lack of sense that is made thereby.
17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 19th, 2007 at 08:34
The sense is lacking my butler used to say. Oh Mackford, why did you leave to join the mustard growers of Ethan Hawke? Was the chest of drawers that you slept in not good enough for you?