33 Comments

• 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 2nd, 2008 at 07:03

  I was too busy having fun (not) and living an exciting life (not) to post anything on here! Boy what a fun new year (not).

• 2. Kevil  |  January 2nd, 2008 at 09:08

  *cough*

• 3. Auds  |  January 2nd, 2008 at 09:56

  McIver, you are a miserable little sod at times. What’s the beef? You are young, free, single, much admired by many women, some of them even with their own teeth – now come on man, think positive. Will have a serious talk to you when I get home – oh, by the way, Rezak my new 17 year old future husband may be coming along later sometime.

• 4. Kevil  |  January 2nd, 2008 at 10:00

  Rezak? Future Husband? 17? What the hell were you drinking new years eve?

• 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 2nd, 2008 at 12:40

  She was in Egypt, so anything goes 😀

• 6. Chris  |  January 2nd, 2008 at 17:28

  Yeah, McIver, cheer the chuff up. I spent New Year sitting indoors eating some rice krispy things that someone brought into work. And I saw some fireworks out of the window.

  You make your own destiny, my friend! Unless you’re working a rota pattern like me!

• 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 3rd, 2008 at 08:35

  What’s the beef? I just don’t see the point in getting excited about a New Year when it’s only a day after the last one. I’m being realistic.

  Sod off you guffers! 😛

• 8. katie  |  January 3rd, 2008 at 15:01

  It’s about putting any crap that happened the year before behind you and looking forward to the coming year..

  It’s one of the most optimistic times of the year and therefore worth celebrating 🙂 unless you’re a miserable git 😀

• 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 3rd, 2008 at 16:47

  Well we all know what I am so there’s no point pretending I’m anything other than it 😛 bleugh!

  Shake-a-dee shake-a-dee LOINS!

• 10. Chris  |  January 3rd, 2008 at 18:53

  To be honest I couldn’t care less about new year which is why I worked all over its sorry ass. But even so, I stand by my assertion that LOINS will LOINS your LOINS if you don’t stop LOINS. Anyone who challenges me this time will be branded a cretin.

• 11. Auds  |  January 4th, 2008 at 07:55

  No, I couldn’t give a chuff about New Year either which is why I went away – and met the man of my dreams ………

• 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 4th, 2008 at 12:30

  Who was he? Harry Houdini? 😛

  I’ve never been branded a cretin. A*se, idiot, moron, numpty, nonce, s*x pest, d*ckhead, w*nker ( I could go on )

• 13. Kevil  |  January 4th, 2008 at 12:36

  I think you should….

• 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 7th, 2008 at 07:58

  … t*sser, t*sspot, stupid, thick, w*nk stain, imbecile, f*ckwit

• 15. Kevil  |  January 7th, 2008 at 10:35

  Ian, you do know that you’re allowed to swear on here, its our website, no one will tell you off.

• 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 7th, 2008 at 12:55

  I have to set a good example for the young ‘uns. What if this is used for some school project by some kid and then they see all the swear words and start using them at school and then we’ll be blanked by society.

  That and Reuben 🙂

• 17. Chris  |  January 7th, 2008 at 16:39

  Then I shall swear, and I care not for the corruption of your son’s fragile mind!

  Bastards! Bastards full of bollocks! And fucksocks, too!

• 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 7th, 2008 at 17:32

  It’s just the same, like it was with ass. You are ripe for a caning my friend!

  Oh, how your cards will topple with time. I’ll see to it

• 19. Chris  |  January 7th, 2008 at 19:38

  Ass! Ass! Ass!

• 20. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 8th, 2008 at 07:52

  I would say something like I’ll topple your a*s with time but that’s just wrong in so many ways.

  F*cksocks? What have you been taking for all those early mornings sat in front of a big desk of buttons? Are they starting to look like candy yet?

• 21. Kevil  |  January 8th, 2008 at 15:34

  Fuck bollocks twatting titty ass bastatds.

  Damn the school kids and their homework, damn them to fucking hell…

  Also, they could probably teach us more swear words than they’d get from us!

• 22. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 8th, 2008 at 16:52

  Everyone’s a critic.

• 23. Chris  |  January 8th, 2008 at 23:44

  My all-night technology benders at work are starting to make me feel like I know better than everyone else about how everything works.

  Do you know just how complicated my job is and how ridiculously difficult and skilled the task at hand might be? Because I do, and that makes me better than you.

  Sometimes I look out of the window and laugh at the people in the street, just out of pity for their worthless lives. Ha.

• 24. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 9th, 2008 at 07:51

  Do you laugh loud enough for them to hear, or just loud enough so that they don’t hear but you still feel good about the fact that you’re doing it?

• 25. Kevil  |  January 10th, 2008 at 10:19

  Chris, if you are now truely the oracle of all technological knowledge, can you explain to me how the hell a piece of silicone with some chips and solder on it can make a computer into a thinking, clever object when power is applied, cos it blags my heeed….

• 26. Chris  |  January 10th, 2008 at 11:53

  I laugh just enough to make a nice tinny echo on the window pane, and no harder.

  Kev, I can answer your question. The reason is that a little bit of Bill Gates’ soul is within each machine. This is why he is but a shadow of a human. Obviously my Mac has a bit of Steve Jobs in it, but there are less Macs around, so he doesn’t look quite as pasty.

• 27. Kevil  |  January 10th, 2008 at 13:38

  Well you learn something new everyday. “Thanks Professor” (SZ Stylee)

• 28. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 10th, 2008 at 17:05

  You’re practically reeling off the story from Neon Genesis Evangelion 😀 you’ll need to pay royalties mind. Get out your purses ladies

• 29. Chris  |  January 11th, 2008 at 11:24

  Is that some kind of lame Jap-crap cartoon?

• 30. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 11th, 2008 at 12:36

  It’s of Japanese origin and it’s an anime, so I suppose you’re halfway there 😛

• 31. Chris  |  January 11th, 2008 at 14:10

  Lame Jap-crap cartoon it is.

  Bling!

• 32. Kevil  |  January 11th, 2008 at 15:47

  Manga-pap Jap-crap!

• 33. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 11th, 2008 at 23:47

  Nice poem there Kev, but highly inaccurate. Just because you heathens don’t appreciate it as much as I do doesn’t mean it’s pap. You’ll learn, you’ll all learns *raises his skinny fists to the heavens like antennas*