Inky Drinky – A Novel Idea
February 21st, 2008
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrow’s geniuses (using song)
Who are you? Wimbly Wednesday
What’s the Idea? Inky Drinky, the thirst-quenching pigment.
What is it? It’s the only luxury fountain pen fuel that can save your life in a drought.
What does it do? For many years mankind has faced a dilemma. When heading off to trek across an arid desert, travelling with only the items you can carry in your right hand, it makes enormous sense to choose a fountain pen as one of your precious few companions. But what to fill it with? A few drops of life-saving water to stave off dehydration and death? Or an emerald blue ink with which to sketch abstract landscapes depicting your emotions as you stride among the dunes?
Now you don’t have to make that choice any longer! Inky Drinky is the ink you can drink. Charge up your Saharan scribbler with Inky Drinky, in a choice of four alluring hues. Put pen to paper with pride, and in an emergency situation, crack open the ink well and enjoy the refreshing taste of Inky Drinky. Now available in black (liquorice), blue (bilberry), red (roast beef) or green (Salad Niçoise).
So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)
Entry Filed under: Chris,Mr. Cockall's Loveliness,Think about it
7 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 22nd, 2008 at 17:01
I’ll be cracking open a roast beef before long (awwww yeah!)
2. Chris | February 22nd, 2008 at 22:45
Was that in the style of the robot cop in Futurama?
Also, will you be covering your beefs in Inky Drinky?
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 23rd, 2008 at 11:02
YES! YES! YOU GOT THE REFERENCE! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Nobody else ever gets it when I do that, it’s very sad (them not me). I tell you what I’ll have beef, with added beef on the side, with beef gravy topped with Inky Drinky for that extra beef taste. Mmmm mmm!
4. Kevil | February 23rd, 2008 at 16:00
Blue flavour?
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 24th, 2008 at 19:36
Ah, you must mean blue flavour as in the guy who’s in REM. So is it like the flavour of his socks or just common sweat?
6. Chris | March 3rd, 2008 at 23:18
Here at Inky Drinky Inc., all our Blue Ink is supplied by the bloke out of REM, who squirts it from his armpits into a large tanker which is then driven to our factory every day just after high tea.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 4th, 2008 at 08:05
It’s that sort of vivid description that gives me nightmares! Thank you Inky Drinky Inc