It’s gone awfully quiet here. Has this tomato instigated a totalitarian regime where nobody is allowed to post?
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Kevil | May 13th, 2008 at 16:33
ALL HAIL THE TOMAZI.
(Kevil in no way endorses the policies or ideals of a nazi tomato but has been brainwashed into subservience, confined entirely within this website.)
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 13th, 2008 at 17:47
I think the Tomazi has taken over and is feeding fruit-based thoughts into the members of da Beans preventing them from adding more thoughtful insights on today’s modern world.
Let us not forget that we feed off the Beans and the Beans are in tomato sauce.
Is it possible that sauce has been infiltrated, so we are now consuming beans in tomazi sauce?
Oh the horror! Won’t somebody think of the children?
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 14th, 2008 at 17:06
So wait a sec, beans come into tomatoes, tomazis are half tomato, so tomazis are entering us via the tomato sauce of beans and the beany goodness that should be there is replaced with foul nazi-stained wank shapes?
I hate them apples with sloppy undersides and crunchy shells. Bastards.
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 19th, 2008 at 08:11
They should leave our country and go back to the Melty Snail country of old under the rocks, under the trees, in the ground and that and… wait, Snails like magma don’t they?
13 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 7th, 2008 at 17:07
It takes a nation of millions to hold us back… and ideas like this make me want to cream myself
2. Chris | May 9th, 2008 at 13:28
This gives me a fruity feeling in my loins. I am obliged to thrust at it forcefully and right-wing-fully. Maybe I’m brainwashed.
3. Kevil | May 9th, 2008 at 14:29
Of course you are, and this is the danger of fascist fruit.
You have been warned.
4. Chris | May 13th, 2008 at 16:27
It’s gone awfully quiet here. Has this tomato instigated a totalitarian regime where nobody is allowed to post?
5. Kevil | May 13th, 2008 at 16:33
ALL HAIL THE TOMAZI.
(Kevil in no way endorses the policies or ideals of a nazi tomato but has been brainwashed into subservience, confined entirely within this website.)
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 13th, 2008 at 17:47
I think the Tomazi has taken over and is feeding fruit-based thoughts into the members of da Beans preventing them from adding more thoughtful insights on today’s modern world.
7. Chris | May 13th, 2008 at 17:51
Let us not forget that we feed off the Beans and the Beans are in tomato sauce.
Is it possible that sauce has been infiltrated, so we are now consuming beans in tomazi sauce?
Oh the horror! Won’t somebody think of the children?
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 14th, 2008 at 17:06
So wait a sec, beans come into tomatoes, tomazis are half tomato, so tomazis are entering us via the tomato sauce of beans and the beany goodness that should be there is replaced with foul nazi-stained wank shapes?
Is that what we’re getting at?
9. Chris | May 14th, 2008 at 21:59
That’s the mack that I’m thrusting at, yes.
I really don’t think I like them apples.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 15th, 2008 at 09:11
I concur, those apples leave snail trails all over my garden path and I’m getting out the salt.
11. Kevil | May 15th, 2008 at 10:04
Melty Snail Apples!
12. Chris | May 15th, 2008 at 15:04
I hate them apples with sloppy undersides and crunchy shells. Bastards.
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 19th, 2008 at 08:11
They should leave our country and go back to the Melty Snail country of old under the rocks, under the trees, in the ground and that and… wait, Snails like magma don’t they?