Maybe that’s what happened to Hamm? A bit of continual loin-shaking is right up his street.
Your rodenticycle is rather unworkable I fear, but we can all dream.
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 2nd, 2008 at 08:26
Hamm left the Nish crew early on and now paints boats for a living. I’ve seen his shaking his loins whilst simultaneously putting together a makeshift toilet seat from recycled chipmunks.
He’s a bit of a handy man on the side. Just keep the biscuits flowing and he’ll be there, hammering chipmunks together into an attractive side table or chaise longue.
I understand that he glued a number of stoats to a goblet, forming a rudimentary timepiece that will emit a harrowing lullaby when he is a year and two months from death.
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 8th, 2008 at 12:35
He won’t, that’s the problem. I’d hate to think that his life would be cut short by some sort of rodent army ganging up on him for previous crimes against animals.
Poor guy. Can’t he hear the chimes of his stoat goblet?
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 15th, 2008 at 09:08
I thought that was just a rumour. There was one talk of the Chaffinch Cup but once the Pope denounced all mention of it within 500 miles of the Vatican it disappeared.
Then the Americans picked up on it and started racing birds in little cars for fun. The heathens.
They just don’t understand the delicate beauty of the Chaffinch Cup. That’s why the Pope was so afraid of it. But no, the yanks just smother it in cheese and relish.
The Scots are no better… their version was dipped in batter and deep fried.
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:26
All in all animal-related racing activities are unnecesary.
Can we not just go back to beating up paupers for fun?
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Mackford | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:27
That would be unnecessary, sir.
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:28
It’s not bloody unnecesary if I can make some chipper cockney poor person bleed from the waist down. They dare sing songs from Oliver again in my presence…
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Mackford | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:29
No sir, I mean it’s spelt unnecessary. I fully admit to poking the paupers on a regular basis to make myself feel like a big man.
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Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:30
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1. Kevil | August 28th, 2008 at 12:43
I also stumbled accross this from the bible:
Psalms 69:23 – Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
2. Chris | September 1st, 2008 at 16:32
Maybe that’s what happened to Hamm? A bit of continual loin-shaking is right up his street.
Your rodenticycle is rather unworkable I fear, but we can all dream.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 2nd, 2008 at 08:26
Hamm left the Nish crew early on and now paints boats for a living. I’ve seen his shaking his loins whilst simultaneously putting together a makeshift toilet seat from recycled chipmunks.
4. Chris | September 2nd, 2008 at 09:28
He’s a bit of a handy man on the side. Just keep the biscuits flowing and he’ll be there, hammering chipmunks together into an attractive side table or chaise longue.
5. Kevil | September 2nd, 2008 at 11:06
He once wittled me a walking stick from used badgers. It was wonderful to watch.
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 3rd, 2008 at 08:10
Did it mew everytime the stick touched the floor? It’s the little things that make his inventions worth owning.
Although I have heard somebody stole his thunder…
7. Kevil | September 3rd, 2008 at 08:56
How will he know when to die?
8. Chris | September 3rd, 2008 at 10:49
I understand that he glued a number of stoats to a goblet, forming a rudimentary timepiece that will emit a harrowing lullaby when he is a year and two months from death.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 8th, 2008 at 12:35
He won’t, that’s the problem. I’d hate to think that his life would be cut short by some sort of rodent army ganging up on him for previous crimes against animals.
10. Chris | September 9th, 2008 at 12:00
Poor guy. Can’t he hear the chimes of his stoat goblet?
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 15th, 2008 at 09:08
I thought that was just a rumour. There was one talk of the Chaffinch Cup but once the Pope denounced all mention of it within 500 miles of the Vatican it disappeared.
Then the Americans picked up on it and started racing birds in little cars for fun. The heathens.
12. Chris | September 17th, 2008 at 12:23
They just don’t understand the delicate beauty of the Chaffinch Cup. That’s why the Pope was so afraid of it. But no, the yanks just smother it in cheese and relish.
13. Kevil | September 18th, 2008 at 11:51
The Scots are no better… their version was dipped in batter and deep fried.
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:26
All in all animal-related racing activities are unnecesary.
Can we not just go back to beating up paupers for fun?
15. Mackford | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:27
That would be unnecessary, sir.
16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:28
It’s not bloody unnecesary if I can make some chipper cockney poor person bleed from the waist down. They dare sing songs from Oliver again in my presence…
17. Mackford | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:29
No sir, I mean it’s spelt unnecessary. I fully admit to poking the paupers on a regular basis to make myself feel like a big man.
18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 22nd, 2008 at 08:30
The less said about your social life the better 😛
BOOM BOOM!