17 Comments

• 1. Ian  |  January 26th, 2009 at 01:09

  Shittin’ hell man, where have you been? You mean you’ve never seen ‘Kevin Hill’? You didn’t know that Kev was a black lawyer taking care of someone else’s baby? Jeez!

• 2. Auds  |  January 26th, 2009 at 09:51

  There’s another programme called “We Are Marshall” which I haven’t had the courage to watch yet.

• 3. Kevil  |  January 26th, 2009 at 10:59

  Yeah Chris, wake up and smell the porridge.

  Net Loss.

  Incidentally Ian, this was actually me. E4 Paid me to do an hour special talking about the London Eye, because as we all know I am an expert in the subject.

  Net Gain.

  DEPLOY!

• 4. Chris  |  January 26th, 2009 at 11:04

  I can’t smell porridge because porridge SMELLS AND TASTES OF NOTHING. It is used by Scottish people to weigh themselves down, because of the low gravitational field in the Highlands, and has no nutritional or recreational value.

  DEPLOY!

• 5. Ian  |  January 26th, 2009 at 21:04

  I ate porridge this morning, and yesterday too. It wasn’t the normal kind because somehow they’d manage to infuse golden syrup into the oats, like pushing marshmallows through a keyhole, which made it not taste like ass.

  Midway net gainage.

  DEPLOY!

• 6. Kevil  |  January 27th, 2009 at 16:56

  Porridge with golden syrup is good, but its better if you buy proper stuff and make it yourself.

  Has anyone noticed the new submit buttoon for the comments now says: Deploy!

  DEPLOY!

• 7. Ian  |  January 28th, 2009 at 00:58

  I had but only yesterday. I am living in the past, like Noel Edmonds.

  DEPLOY!

• 8. Chris  |  January 29th, 2009 at 00:59

  A quick question. Must all posts to this page now end with a hearty statement of…

  DEPLOY!

• 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 29th, 2009 at 08:53

  I think the question should be batted back to the original deployer back on that hazy morning of January 26th. How I remember that day well, how the trees seemed to speak of their own language. The radiant smile of a summer breeze.

  DEPLOY!

• 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 29th, 2009 at 09:12

  Everytime I see that Five US line I swear it says ‘Treacherous Breakfasts’!

  DEPLOY!

• 11. Kevil  |  January 29th, 2009 at 11:03

  You should always be weary of a treacherous breakfast. Last time i went out drinking with one, i ended up in Minsk.

  And yes you should always end all posts with DEPLOY! It helps to cancel out the overwhelming chasm of Chris’s original Net Loss.

  DEPLOY!

• 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  January 29th, 2009 at 13:05

  Too much DEPLOY though will surely take away the impact of the DEPLOYING unless we only allocate the DEPLOY usage to this matter and a scattering of other matters and not every single post. Right?

  I think I once bought life insurance from that breakfast.

• 13. Kevil  |  January 29th, 2009 at 14:27

  Oh, ’tis only for this thread. ( and you didnt use it btw )

  Wouldnt want to damage the upstanding reputation of the DEPLOY!

  DEPLOY!

• 14. Chris  |  January 30th, 2009 at 15:25

  DEPLOY!

• 15. Ian  |  February 1st, 2009 at 23:45

  Going back to the original question, Marshall, surely it should be why does Kev get an hour long show on E4 and we don’t.

  If that is a question, which I think it is because it’s got a ‘why’ in it. Ha.

• 16. Chris  |  February 6th, 2009 at 10:32

  That IS a question. The answer is that they are scared of us. If they screened a six part series of Uni Titled (working title) it would blow the rest of E4’s shit programmes out of the water, especially the lame docu-comedy Kevin Hill.

• 17. Chippety Mew  |  February 6th, 2009 at 18:01

  Here here!