The Face of Terror
October 28th, 2009
What we have is a first-hand account of what has been described as literally the Face of Terror. This face however does have a few add-ons that most faces don’t have. Our eye witness for Newsboost, Professor R, had this to report:
“It had twenty hundred legs, all different coloues. The nose was actually two noses to make up one nose. The monster also had noses for eyes, four arms made of cars and a traffic light for a body. Don’t forget the tail made of jelly!”
Was it male or female, Professor R?
“It was just a monster, okay?”
You heard him. If you come across this abomination of nature please make sure to not only take pictures but to count the number of legs and noses to ensure we have an accurate description. You personal safety should not come into question. Do what we say.
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12 Comments
1. Kevil | October 28th, 2009 at 10:53
I saw that this weekend! It was buying a pasty in Greggs on Main Street. Pretty sure the one i saw only had nineteen hunderd and 47 legs though. Not sure if its the same one.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 28th, 2009 at 14:15
Did you try to put in as many spelling errors and bad punctuation as possible in that last post because if you didn’t then you did a ruddy good job of it.
That sounds like a different one. Can you knock up an artists impression?
3. Kevil | October 28th, 2009 at 16:24
I dint kno wot u iz on aboot.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 29th, 2009 at 08:59
takeyourpenciltheonelyingonyourdesk
righttherenexttoyouyesthatoneandpick
itupanddrawabigwobblyfacethatlooks
likethethingthatyousawthendrawtheres
tofthethingsothatitlookslikethethingyou
sawsimples!
5. Chris | October 29th, 2009 at 12:01
How many different coloues was it? And what is one of thems?
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 29th, 2009 at 14:54
It doesn’t have a name yet. We could call it FOT (face of terror) but that’s not particularly scary.
What about making it the Newsboost mascot?
So many colours…
7. Kevil | October 29th, 2009 at 15:34
This is the fellow i saw: http://www.pouringbeans.com/stuff/monster.pdf
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | October 30th, 2009 at 14:19
My God! How did you ever survive? Was a tale of bravey, deft-defying leaps and casual sex?
9. Kevil | November 2nd, 2009 at 15:22
Yes.
10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | November 3rd, 2009 at 09:06
That’s too much information, I’m sorry I’m going to have to ask you to stop right there!
11. Kevil | November 3rd, 2009 at 10:34
Y
12. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | November 3rd, 2009 at 14:15
No Kevin, no. No more.
Nonny more.