Birthday Imbugations

November 16th, 2009

On the verge of turning 26 I feel it’s only right that I should address the nation (as in you two) to speak some hot, manly words of stress, duress and mess.

I am now the eldest of the three which gives me certain powers and obligations. The obligations I can take or leave. The powers though are something to be nurtured and unleashed when everyone doesn’t expect it. What these powers are only one person can say, and I personally saw that he does not never nonny more ever again tell of what they may be. Leaving me the only person who knows and the chances of me telling are highly unlikely, even after half a bottle of Jack and two sambuccas.

So what I will impart on you is this; stick to your guns, never give up, trust your instincts and if you are to make enquiries with the Local Authority about work that may or may not have been done to your property that would have required planning permission and / or building regulations consent together with a completion certificate always do them in passing. Never specifically mention a property. Always maintain that you are a stranger, not the owner, so that indemnity insurance will always be an option.

Mr. McIver Esq

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