I’ve got this

April 25th, 2010

On Wednesday this week, I visited the place where Kev Head works and toured the extensive and boring facilities. In my time there I completed three major tasks:

  • Getting a little badge with my name on it
  • Eating fajitas in the charming rustic canteen
  • Inspecting Kev’s work environment and desk

In performing my post-fajita inspection of his desk I proceeded to wrap a bottle of correction fluid in blue insulating tape, and remove it from the premises secreted about my person. It is now in my posession.

Stolen item (and other miscellaneous items)

This marks the end of my crime spree. Bwa.

Entry Filed under: Chris,Noos Flash,Stolen From Work

14 Comments

  • 1. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  April 25th, 2010 at 20:07

    The correction fluid is interesting but my EYES are more intrigued by the lego to the right, even more because it is the correct number of wideness.

    I’m also glad this was posted the day after the nonsense I posted so they didn’t overlap and it looks like we’ve done more.

  • 2. Chris  |  April 26th, 2010 at 14:06

    Yes, its fourwiddity is overwhelming and difficult to ignore.

    But please, try to concentrate on the stolen goods. They are truly a thing of plastic.

  • 3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  April 27th, 2010 at 07:58

    I am, I mean I have, I mean even though I’m here I’m taking it all in.

    Am I wrong in thinking though that you’ve placed the items in front of your collection of ordinance survey maps?

  • 4. Kevil  |  April 28th, 2010 at 07:51

    MAPS!

  • 5. Chris  |  April 28th, 2010 at 13:47

    You are wrong in thinking that. Kevil is correct in his analysis of MAPS! but they are not Ordnance Survey maps. Those specific ones are on another shelf immediately to the right of, and some 14cm lower in elevation than, the one visible in this photograph.

  • 6. Kevil  |  April 28th, 2010 at 21:29

    CORRECT!

  • 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  April 29th, 2010 at 07:30

    So they’re not maps they are in fact MAPS! ?

    I think I should go away now. I hope I never make the same mistake again.

  • 8. Kevil  |  April 29th, 2010 at 15:34

    AGAIN!

  • 9. Chris  |  April 29th, 2010 at 23:11

    I think I’ve figured this out. Kev is just repeating one word from the previous comment, in capital letters, followed by an exclamation mark.

  • 10. Kevil  |  April 30th, 2010 at 07:21

    WORD!

  • 11. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 1st, 2010 at 19:59

    It took me longer to work that out, and by doing so I realise I have returned and I said I wouldn’t. Bad apples.

  • 12. Kevil  |  May 2nd, 2010 at 18:41

    HAVE!

  • 13. Chris  |  May 8th, 2010 at 00:01

    Bapples indeed. As the one who noticed what is happening here I claim my prize, a large family-size bucket of chumblies.

  • 14. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 8th, 2010 at 21:10

    And I claim my prize for coming second by not offering one word answers as posts. For my savviness I get a bucket o’ chiles.

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