Cleverness vs. Stupidity

June 11th, 2006

I have invented a new saying whilst drunk, to myself not by myself, because noone would have understood, and it goes a little something like this:

“I’m as heterosexual as white bread!” 😛

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5 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  June 12th, 2006 at 14:12

    I would have said you were more like granery: Lumpy and strangely brown.

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 12th, 2006 at 16:56

    Strangely brown is a GREAT and HUMEROUS statement 😀 I’m glad it was said about me hee hee slash colon backspace… asterisk 😀

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 12th, 2006 at 16:57

    Strangely Brown is stolen from Blackadder Goes Forth – one of George’s friends from school – you chocolate thieving munter Kev! shock

  • 4. Chris  |  June 12th, 2006 at 17:54

    Sounds like a good name for a band to me.

    Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… STRANGELY BROWN! [crowd goes wild]

  • 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 12th, 2006 at 20:13

    I think it could be a friend of the well famous comic Oliver ‘Oily’ Buns 😛 {impression}

    “I’d like to introduce a good friend of mine, well, he was a friend until he assaulted my wife. No joke, nothing to do with condiments. He actually tw*tted her good and proper. Here he is… STRANGELY BROWN!”

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