I can’t taste. I have a cold. I can barely smell anything therefore it’s crap when I try to eat something tasty. So I don’t try. I could be eating pillows for all I knew.
Is there anyway I can use this to my advantage? And is it counted as a super power?
7 comments August 17th, 2006
It’s Kev next to his old car. It has nothing to do with this post.
Anyway, I’m so busy my arse is barely touching the ground between exciting occurences. And here’s where I fill you in, my lucky chums and chummettes.
Basically I have no idea where I’ll be working in two weeks’ time. I have one job offer waiting for a reply, I hear back from another interview in the next two days and I’m meeting a very important man who may (potentially) offer me a job on Wednesday.
In two weeks, will I still be doing boring stuff at the University of Leeds? Will I be responsible for trailers, jingles and station sound at BBC Radio Leeds? Will I be starting a new career in London with the BBC World Service? Or will I be sitting here, in this very chair, naked and scratching my meat and two veg with the handle of a wooden spoon?
Stay tuned to Pouring Beans for the answers!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 comments August 14th, 2006
Today at 0930 Police Raided the house of Charity Magnate Jerry Loinsford, on suspicion of theft.
Loinsford, 47, founder of the Loinsford Academy has recently been running a campaign to ‘Protect Innocent Vowels being deleted from words’. It seems though that this campaign has not been as selfless as the public were led to believe. Loinsford it seems has become involved with an underground gang, known as the ‘vowlers’, who go around at night intimidating the poor and infirm by singing in a manner similar to this:
“EE-AA-AA-OO-AA-NAMA-EE-AA!”
Police were alerted after Loinsford was seen smuggling donated vowels from his office, in large TESCO ‘Bag for Life’ bags, by Mrs Venuza Medinahats a cleaner in the building opposite the Loinsford Academy.
Police are also trying to trace another member of the gang, known only as ‘Guyverpop’ who is believed to be the ring-leader. The public are urged to contact 0870-BEANZ-MENZ-FARTZ with any information. Loinsford was taken into custody at Felchtown Police station and will be questioned over the next three days.
4 comments July 14th, 2006