Look at this
August 14th, 2006
It’s Kev next to his old car. It has nothing to do with this post.
Anyway, I’m so busy my arse is barely touching the ground between exciting occurences. And here’s where I fill you in, my lucky chums and chummettes.
Basically I have no idea where I’ll be working in two weeks’ time. I have one job offer waiting for a reply, I hear back from another interview in the next two days and I’m meeting a very important man who may (potentially) offer me a job on Wednesday.
In two weeks, will I still be doing boring stuff at the University of Leeds? Will I be responsible for trailers, jingles and station sound at BBC Radio Leeds? Will I be starting a new career in London with the BBC World Service? Or will I be sitting here, in this very chair, naked and scratching my meat and two veg with the handle of a wooden spoon?
Stay tuned to Pouring Beans for the answers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entry Filed under: Chris,Loins,Noos Flash,What I Did Today
11 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 15th, 2006 at 08:39
That’s the most explicit thing I’ve ever heard.
2. Chris | August 15th, 2006 at 11:22
I’d like to think I gave you nightmares.
Can you ever look at a wooden spoon the same way again? :>
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 16th, 2006 at 13:22
No I can’t. For me now the wooden spoon remains an explicit tool for unsettling tasks and activities
How dare you mock me with your cutlery!
4. Chris | August 16th, 2006 at 13:37
Haha!
Just call me the Cutlery Fiend! (TM)
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 16th, 2006 at 13:53
I’ll have to eat my ice cream with a fork, sip soup from the edge of a knife and stir my coffee with my biro.
I hope you’re happy.
6. Kevil | August 16th, 2006 at 15:37
Arrrgh the horrible spoony imagey! it hurts!
Stop that, stop it now.
Lets hope its option 1 or 2 eh? preferable from a selfish point of view, optoion 1.
Good luck you filthy beast.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 17th, 2006 at 08:44
I would rather spread butter on my loins and walk into a lion enclosure than listen to him and his filth!
8. Chris | August 17th, 2006 at 20:23
I’ll have you know my filth is the best filth that money can buy! Listen to it!
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2006 at 08:52
What does Friya think to your spoon twiddling antics? IS SHE SIMILILILILARLY DISGUSTED?
Or does she 😉 like it? 😉
10. Chris | August 18th, 2006 at 19:19
Friya knows nothing of my secret life as a spoon abuser and she doesn’t need to find out. Now shut it before I start posting dismembered spoons to you.
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2006 at 21:24
I’ll go to bed one night, pull back the covers and find a broken spoon covered in blood and I’ll scream and scream and scream until I pass out and wake up in Silent Hill… then I’ll be fucked. DONT SOUND THE SIREN! QUICK RUN FOR THE CHURCH!