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We would like to welcome 90’s female pop singer extraordinaire Des’ree to the Beans fold. She will be acting as Agony Aunt to all you troubled sexy teenagers out there, and possibly any others who have extracurricular problems. So if you have anything you would like Des’ree to assist with contact us at some contact address and we will pass the messages across to her, like our first letter writer did. She is far too ashedmed to use her real name so for the moment we will refer to her using the catchy monikor Trouser-Press Trudie:
Trouser-Press Trudie: Dear Des’ree, I keep having disgusting dreams involving dairy products and celebrities. Last night I woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming about Paddy McGuinness drenched in greek yoghurt. The previous week it was Paul Daniels taking a shower in semi-skimmed milk. Is this normal or should I be making a doctor’s appointment?
Des’ree: Life, oh life, oh life, oh life.
We trust this answers your question Trudie.
January 24th, 2011
September 5th, 2010
It is 01:06 on sunday, and it is therefore late/early and I am tired. I am going to bed now, whereupon I will sleep until I no longer need to sleep, and then I will wake up. When I have woken up, all manner of other things may or may not occur. End
June 27th, 2010
Following on from the highly amusing and disturbing list put forward by Mr Head confirming what type of individuals are visiting our site when we are looking the other way, I think it would be nice if we added some random words, phrases and other things that would attract more and more, hmmm, like weirdoes but in a nice way. Like a nice us sort of way.
In any case I’m going to do it and would encourage you both to do the same thing as well. Are you in? Deploy:
- This fruit is bad ass.
- Loser orange.
- Folicles.
- Feace, feace, feace and more feaces.
- Cousin Clive (don’t go on the floor with him).
- Chasing the Northern Lights.
Furthermore I would like to add gesticulating, ponyfying and Chaka Demus!
June 7th, 2010
Mr Kevin Hill would like to subtly draw your attention to the following…
Continue Reading June 3rd, 2010
Yes! It’s Here! You didn’t ask for it once and yet here it is… The 2010 lst of how people find our empire of wonderment!
thisisalinkyoucanclickonwithyourmouseusingyourfinger
Personally I’m disappointed to see “Jam Pandas” slip off the list, but that seems more than compensated by the emergence of “gooooooons”, “epic whiz” and “pebbles sale”.
I’m sure you’ll all agree… We are an epic success.
June 3rd, 2010
You heard me.
March 16th, 2010
Right. You lot (and this includes me)….
You have a website here, which lets you rant, rave, share crap, post things and generally put stuff on the interwebs in the vein hope that someone else reads/laughs at/will ever see/care in the slightest about it.
We have all long neglected this power (let’s call it a power) for far too long. The incessant December based ramblings of a certain member of the group seems to have left all of us a little disenfranchised with the whole thing. This cannot be allowed to go on much longer. I am fearful that a drought of posts lasting too long will allow the weight leaning against the Character Hatch (TM) to crumble and let the Saint King back in. And nobody wants that now do they?
Right now, in this, My first post of 2010, I call upon you all (again, myself included) to get your creative bits off their internal brain sofas and get posting…
PouringBeans.com needs you!
<use freshly awoken creative juices to insert picture of mustache adorned man pointing and scowling here>
January 31st, 2010
Oh yes, this is pukka. No doubt about it.
No cheating involved. No Siree.
December 15th, 2009
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