You Gotta Be (Helping Me Out)

January 24th, 2011

We would like to welcome 90’s female pop singer extraordinaire Des’ree to the Beans fold. She will be acting as Agony Aunt to all you troubled sexy teenagers out there, and possibly any others who have extracurricular problems. So if you have anything you would like Des’ree to assist with contact us at some contact address and we will pass the messages across to her, like our first letter writer did. She is far too ashedmed to use her real name so for the moment we will refer to her using the catchy monikor Trouser-Press Trudie:

Trouser-Press Trudie: Dear Des’ree, I keep having disgusting dreams involving dairy products and celebrities. Last night I woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming about Paddy McGuinness drenched in greek yoghurt. The previous week it was Paul Daniels taking a shower in semi-skimmed milk. Is this normal or should I be making a doctor’s appointment?

Des’ree: Life, oh life, oh life, oh life.

We trust this answers your question Trudie.

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