Sorry to have to tell you all that I have died. It happened last saturday and was very sudden. I was attacked by a cougar whilst in Edinburgh Zoo. You wont see any reports of it in the press as we settled out of court for a tidy sum. Whenever you address me from now on it should be as Kevin Hill (deceased).
Thank you for you co-operation.
P.S. What the hell is going on with the images on this site??? I SHALL investigate!
6 comments December 8th, 2006
I’ve just been passed an intiguing thing to make you think. Gwen has suggested that Yoda as a benefit cheat. Why? Because in the second film he’s running around like a maniac during that light saber battle and then fast forward to the fifth in the swamp and he’s shuffling like he’s done ten rounds with Tyson. Clearly instead of hiding from Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader so he didn’t get killed like the rest of the jedis at the end of ‘Revenge of the Sith’ he is hoping the government don’t find his ass and load him with several years of back payments.
Think about it 😀
6 comments November 29th, 2006