Head out on the highway…
Today I passed my driving test!
I am now free to mow down pedestrians and pimp my ride. Woo!
(I don’t have a ride though. Please donate to the Get Chris A Ride to Pimp fund.)
6 comments December 11th, 2006
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Virtual Locker Check – Number 29
Date: 2nd December
Time: 8.44am
Location: Within my mind
Today I had a virtual visit to the LOCKER which I did with imaginations inside my mind. It was really nice. I opened the door and it was excellent.
Bye!
7 comments December 2nd, 2006
Memory Lane
Do you remember this?
“I wonder how many Metro readers will be disappointed following the article about illegal camera signs (Metro, Wed)? The black border is specified in traffic-sign legislation. The reason signs in Teesside were incorrect was that they showed the speed camera symbol on a yellow background, when it should have been in a black-bordered white box. Signs on white with black borders are legal, and won’t get you off the hook.”
By the way I wrote this, this is all my own work 🙂
8 comments November 22nd, 2006
Banana Banana Pineapple
In most states of the United States it is illegal to keep raccoons as pets. Other states allow the practice, but require exotic pet permits. Young orphan raccoons and raccoons acquired from reputable breeders may make suitable pets; however, raccoons are not domesticated animals. Training raccoons is an intensive and ongoing process, and captive raccoons may retain destructive or aggressive natural behaviors, such as biting. Some douse their food in or defecate into the water dishes of other pets. Although nocturnal, captive raccoons can be trained to sleep at night and to be active during the day.
Captive raccoons can develop obesity and other disorders due to unnatural diet and lack of exercise; furthermore, many veterinarians will not treat raccoons. Raccoons raised in captivity and released do not adapt well to life outside.
6 comments November 21st, 2006
More clear company names
Following on from our previous exploration of this topic, today I passed this outlet in Leeds Market:
Kelly’s Kitchen
At first it seems great, but not so. It clearly explains that this is the Kitchen owned by Kelly, but why? Does she sell of chunks of it to the public? Is it actually just her own personal kitchen that she installed in a unit in the market so she can access it in a convenient city centre location?
As far as I can tell she sells butties and hot breakfasts. What should it be called?
4 comments November 15th, 2006
Proper Company Names
Following on from the recent discussion with Marshall about company names, whereby we decided a proper company name must contain:
1. The person’s christian name
2. What the company does
In order to fully comply with our standards I have sought and found one that may rival ‘John’s Replacement Windows’ in the obvious stakes. Yesterday on the back of a bus I noticed an advertisement for ‘Gary Hall – Windows, Doors and Conservatories’. Now this almost beats John were it not for the fact that Gary Hall doesn’t say what he does with the windows, doors and conservatories. I mean he could easily use them to service cars or chase bears away from picnic grounds… it just blows my mind. If Gary had taken a little more time with it he could have reached John’s level but unfortunately he just falls short. Nevermind
4 comments October 31st, 2006
The Eye of Knowledge
Behold the magical Eye of Knowledge and have your questions answered.
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Continue Reading 13 comments October 30th, 2006
The Gallery
After much anticipation the next “World Exclusive” has arrived on PouringBeans.com
Marvel in its wonderous masterpieces, then get bored and go get some nachos… I dares ya.
6 comments October 27th, 2006