13 Comments

• 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 31st, 2006 at 08:04

  That’s so scary I’m crying with happiness.

  It also resembles the evil mo fo from Lord of the Rings.

• 2. Kevil  |  October 31st, 2006 at 18:01

  Oh eye of knowledge, what is avearge speed (in mph) of pouring beans?

• 3. Eye of Knowledge  |  October 31st, 2006 at 20:21

  The speed of pouring beans in mph is, on average, 0.7.

  Take this knowledge and be humbled!

• 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 1st, 2006 at 08:33

  How many badgers would… no we’ve already had that. How about if I were a willow what willow would I be?

• 5. Eye of Knowledge  |  November 2nd, 2006 at 20:51

  If you were a willow you would be a Macking Willow.

  Take this knowledge and be humbled!

• 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 3rd, 2006 at 09:11

  KNEEL BEFORE THY MIGHTY EYE!!!

• 7. Pete doherty  |  November 3rd, 2006 at 14:42

  How am I still famous?

• 8. Eye of Knowledge  |  November 3rd, 2006 at 16:05

  You are still famous because acting like a total pillock will always get you in the papers, but just because people know about you don’t mean they like you, you worthless piece of scum.

  Take this knowledge and be humbled!

• 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 3rd, 2006 at 17:57

  Oh mighty eye, may we all kick Doherty in the crotch so that your message may take flight into his puny brain and settle like lotus blossoms on a nightly willow?

• 10. Eye of Knowledge  |  November 9th, 2006 at 00:51

  You may kick Pete Doherty in his genital regions and in doing so bring him closer to understanding the overrated detritus that he really is.

  Take this knowledge and be humbled!

• 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 10th, 2006 at 13:09

  THE EYE! THE EYE! *bows before its holy presence – will save the crotch kicking for after tea*

• 12. Pete doherty  |  November 17th, 2006 at 17:33

  bastards

• 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 20th, 2006 at 09:55

  Up yours tin foil!