Repeat offender

August 31st, 2006

I’ve been thieving, burgling and extorting my workplace again. As it’s my last day here before starting my new job on Monday I’ve really gone to town with my criminal activity.

I have stolen these two images:

DNA A strand of DNA, and

Liebstadt power station Liebstadt power station in Germany.

I have also pocketed a little mat to put your mug on which says Without a British Telecom Radiopager, you’re just not there. This is futuristic. Woo!

Entry Filed under: Chris,Stolen From Work

11 Comments

  • 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 31st, 2006 at 20:27

    Where did you work? And where will you work?

  • 2. Chris  |  September 1st, 2006 at 12:12

    I did work at the safety office of a very large Leeds university.

    From Monday I will work at BBC Radio Leeds, from which I might steal more 😀

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 1st, 2006 at 12:16

    Ah more, I could do with more more. After I got rid of the other more I wish I hadn’t. Sad me, more more 🙁

  • 4. Chris  |  September 3rd, 2006 at 10:56

    I have enough more for now but I fear that as my career progresses I’ll just end up with a hunger for more and more more. More is a dangerous thing, and often less is more. Though other times less can be much less.

  • 5. Kevil  |  September 6th, 2006 at 12:37

    Im still content with the level of more that i have!

  • 6. Pete Doherty  |  September 6th, 2006 at 15:36

    I have a British Telecom Radio Pager, ‘cos I’m cool.

    You’ll have to excuse me, I’m due in court……..

  • 7. Chris  |  September 6th, 2006 at 18:26

    LEAVE US ALONE, DOHERTY! We don’t want your whimsical drug-addled verse round here!

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 7th, 2006 at 08:36

    He’s so whimsical it makes my loins cry.

    FUCK OFF DOHERTY! You’re out your flat! Career’s gone flat! You smell of shit, and you’re getting fat!

    That’s my little song, it’s entitled “Doherty: Mack Off”

  • 9. Pete Doherty  |  September 7th, 2006 at 13:08

    I just wanted to be your friend. If I’m not welcome then i shall leave …..

  • 10. Chris  |  September 7th, 2006 at 21:33

    Please leave and, on your way out, why not trip over the doorstep and accidentally tragically KNIFE YOURSELF IN THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES UNTIL YOU’RE DEAD.

  • 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 8th, 2006 at 12:31

    Or we can be on hand to assist…

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