Beefy eggs
June 20th, 2006
Hey hey happy hamsters!
It’s been mighty quiet round here for a while. So here’s some random information that you won’t care about.
I’m working three days a week for Safety Advisory Services at the University of Leeds. That’s right bitches, I’m in the SAS 😀
I spend my days messing with their website and also doing typing and photocopying work. Woo woo!
Nothing I have done is yet online at the tremendously exciting website, www.leeds.ac.uk/safety
Entry Filed under: Chris,What I Did Today
20 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 20th, 2006 at 21:00
You’re part of the safety patrol? So what, you wear a sash and walk around the halls checking for people running and dropping promiscuous litter? 😛
2. Chris | June 20th, 2006 at 21:24
So far I have been protecting the welfare of students and staff by converting the brand new Waste Management Manual into web pages. Yay!
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 21st, 2006 at 12:06
Woozle Wuzzle whadda? That sounds like… you need a new job 😛
4. Chris | June 21st, 2006 at 18:25
Nothing wrong with the Waste Management Manual. How I loved converting the graphics showing the correct bag sealing procedure for sacks of clinical waste!
Did you know faeces are only category 2 clinical waste?
5. Kevil | June 21st, 2006 at 19:40
I’M writing this from my new mobile bloody clever this modern technology innit! I’m sure my feces must be at least grade 4
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 21st, 2006 at 20:06
You spelt faeces wrong Kev 😛 can’t be that great technology if it can’t even deal with a small spelling error!
So what’s a level three Marshall? King Kong Poo? 😀
7. Chris | June 21st, 2006 at 22:41
You fools! You clearly know nothing about the classification of clinical waste! There are only two categories of hazard. Level 1 are the most dangerous, including blood and “vaginal secretions”. Level 2 includes faeces and sputum.
Hooray for useless knowledge!
(The correct way to seal a bag of clinical waste, by the way, is swan-necking, and the HSE recommends each bag is no more than 60% full.)
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 22nd, 2006 at 08:29
So… no King Kong poo then? That’s a shame. Is there not like level three for something not as bad as sputum and faeces but not as nice as chocolate cake and rainbows? Like say erm, sweat or evil rainbows?
9. Chris | June 22nd, 2006 at 19:18
There is a secret class 3, which is reserved for magical waste.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 22nd, 2006 at 19:59
Is that like unicorn poo then?
11. Kevil | June 22nd, 2006 at 22:59
There’s a special category for paul daniels’ poop? That seems a bit ott
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 23rd, 2006 at 08:54
It does seem a bit ott, yes of course Kev *ponders exactly what Kev means by ott as it’s not a word, at least not one he knows, but he doesn’t own a dictionary so he could be wrong – COULD be. Considers buying one but then just types it in his phone and nothing comes up – acknowledges he is right* 😛
13. Chris | June 23rd, 2006 at 12:20
I think Debbie McGee’s piss is included in level 3…
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 23rd, 2006 at 12:36
I’m still giggling at ‘Beefy Eggs’ 😀 and the eggs! and the eggs! and the eggs!
15. Chris | June 23rd, 2006 at 16:27
Beefy eggs are infinitely better than eggy beefs, as any lemur will tell you.
16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 23rd, 2006 at 16:58
Couldn’t have said it better myself. I would prefer beefy eggs any day of the week. Except wednesday. Because that’s a day for legs isn’t it Kev? Kev? Like Nicki Spink?
17. Chris | June 24th, 2006 at 20:51
EEFY BEGGS!
18. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 25th, 2006 at 08:47
POTS TATOAS!
19. Kevil | June 26th, 2006 at 10:06
I had an idea once, but someone annexed it
20. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 26th, 2006 at 13:05
Yeah I once had a saying that said that “I had an idea once, but someone annexed it” and then someone annexed it. What a mindjob.