Capital Business
July 8th, 2010
A fellow work colleague has recently returned from her holiday in the United States where she discovered that for a small fee you can get your FACE put onto… M & M’s. You would think that an M & M, or an M, I never know which one it is, would be too small to house a FACE however Mars seems to think different. After a quick squizz on t’web there is also a website you can peruse at your pleasure:
http://www.mymms.com/customprint_faces/
This wouldn’t be right for the English market. We would need something that was bigger and down to earth, something from our history and our heritage. So here’s what we do; we put FACES onto pasties. With so many flavours (Cornish, Cheese, Steak, Cheese and Beans, Curry) at our disposal there is one for every occasion. We can have birthday FACEs. Imagine opening up a package and there’s you in a photo from your 8th birthday when you were pretending to be a Ghostbuster. Wedding FACEs, Barmitzvah FACEs, Anniversary FACEs.
If we can get some money behind this hound I’m sure we can make it. So, who’s got the cash to support this trash?
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10 Comments
1. Chris | July 8th, 2010 at 11:12
This is a waste of time when we have a developing market as the internet’s premier source of Zorse information.
http://www.pouringbeans.com/?p=409#comments
See? Our Zorses page is fast becoming a centre of discussion for misguided people who have no idea what this website is about.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 9th, 2010 at 21:57
That’s amazing. Just when I think we couldn’t cover a more wide variety of topics we do, and then we do it again.
What if we printed faces on zorses?
3. Chris | July 11th, 2010 at 01:39
That’s it! That’s the one! Faces on Zorses! Unsettlingly appearing among the stripes! Yes! Yes!
4. Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver | July 12th, 2010 at 07:59
It could be like when people see the face of Jesus on crisps and toast, and various other holy characters in nachos and cheese. Except that we would be planting them there voluntarily and, of course, for a price.
Face Zorse! Sounds like it should be a Spanish Super Hero.
5. Kevil | July 12th, 2010 at 16:22
Face Zorses… of Course!
Not just a mere Zorse,
Or a plain boring horse,
These Zorses with Faces,
Could take us to places,
With money in bags
Those wonderful nags!
6. Ian 'Mac Mac Mac Mac' McIver | July 13th, 2010 at 07:29
I’m commissioning that to be my national anthem of me. I want that. I don’t want to be a zorse but that’s not the issue.
7. Chris | July 21st, 2010 at 16:24
I want money in bags. Can I have that bit? You can have your zorses if you want.
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 22nd, 2010 at 07:57
So, if we syphon the juices that we want out, namely the tune and the money, can you just throwaway the rest of the crap?
We’ll pay you in honeycombs.
9. Kevil | July 22nd, 2010 at 16:48
But that would ruin the artistic integrity… but for 37 honeycombs I’ll consider it.
10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 22nd, 2010 at 21:59
37 is quite a lot. I think I can just about come up with the goods though. I will send them with the power of my mind.