Thrusticles – a novel idea
June 1st, 2006
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)
Who are you? Eddy Lafawitz
What’s the Idea? Thrusticles
What is it? It’s like an icicle, sort of a ice pop thing, but in the shape of a man thrusting his loins. Nothing (!) rude mind.
What does it do? On hot days you take one from the freezer and you lick it and drink the juice to keep you refreshed. They come in a variety of flavours and colours: blue, orange, yellow, apple, red, black (mmm black) and perhaps parsnips.
So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)
Entry Filed under: Mr. Cockall's Loveliness
4 Comments
1. Chris | June 1st, 2006 at 23:49
This is utterly delightful, but doesn’t quite scan to the rhythm of the original Mr Cockall song.
I long for a Fizzy Parsnip Thrusticle! 😀
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 2nd, 2006 at 08:35
Unfortunately due to the limitations of the original Mr. Cockall song he has had to branch out (got a dictionary for his birthday you see) but look at him! Watch him go!
One Fizzy Parsnip coming right up! 😀
3. Chris | June 2nd, 2006 at 09:45
Hooray for lemons 🙂
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 2nd, 2006 at 18:15
Hooray! 😀 oh no wait, that’s too much joy for the lemons! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lemons 🙁