Smite
September 3rd, 2006
v. smote (smt), smit·ten (smtn) or smote, smit·ing, smites
v.tr.
1.
a. To inflict a heavy blow on, with or as if with the hand, a tool, or a weapon.
b. To drive or strike (a weapon, for example) forcefully onto or into something else.
2. To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
3.
a. To afflict: The population was smitten by the plague.
b. To afflict retributively; chasten or chastise.
4. To affect sharply with great feeling: He was smitten by deep remorse.
v.intr.
To deal a blow with or as if with the hand or a hand-held weapon.
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7 Comments
1. Chris | September 4th, 2006 at 18:17
What an excellent smotation!
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 4th, 2006 at 21:04
I can hear groaning for that joke several miles away…
3. Kevil | September 6th, 2006 at 13:07
You’d be better Spurning them. This involves picking up the heavyest object you can find at the time and beating the offending article/person/fish cartoon to dust.
Its mighty enjoyable too!
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 7th, 2006 at 08:34
You know what there’s a copy of it on dvd for 50p (apparently it’s a “loved” copy therefore meaning it’s scratched to shit) so what we should do is we should buy said copy of dvd and spurn it together when I come down to Leeds in October for my sister’s birthdays 😀 what say ye?
5. Kevil | September 7th, 2006 at 13:06
Sounds doody to me. When are you coming down cos I’m away the last week of october
6. Chris | September 7th, 2006 at 21:19
(sings) OCTOOOO—BERRR! Baby!
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | September 8th, 2006 at 12:27
It’ll be the (sings) THIRTEETH OR SOMETHING!
Their actual birthday is the (singS) THIRTEETH SO I’LL BE JAZZING WITH SOME FUNKY MEAL OR SOMETHING!
But I expect I’ll be free on the saturday night 😀