Pictures

September 11th, 2007

Old cameraI think it’s time we were told what exactly has been happening in the world of cameras, Ian, photography, pictures, taking pictures with a camera, the creation of photography, Ian’s pictures, the camera being used to take photographs by Ian, and photos.

I, like millions of others, continue to wait with baited breath for news of the completion of what has, by all accounts, been an epic task at the hand of his most regal sainthood, Saint King.

There can be no doubt that a task such as this – the taking of pictures on a shoddy camera – is a daunting, haunting, flaunting task like no other. It cannot be rushed and it takes as long as it takes. Sometimes it takes a bit longer too.

But we are due an update. How many pictures have been taken? Do photographs remain to be captured? When may we expect processing of said pictures in negative form to take place?

The world is waiting.

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20 Comments

  • 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 12th, 2007 at 07:35

    I’ve taken two but I’ve got another two or three in mind. Thing is I’ve no idea what you’ve taken pictures of and I’ve no idea what Kev’s taken pictures of… I suppose that’s half the fun though 😀 when they’re all done I shall take them to the Saint King so they can be developed. Apparently he has a dark room behind his throne.

  • 2. Chris  |  September 12th, 2007 at 14:44

    Should we have a Grand Unveiling on the Newcastle visit, so we all get to see them for the first time at the same time? If you catch my apples.

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 13th, 2007 at 08:37

    I think they should all be done by the time you visit so why not? We should line up the hot apples and all take turns. I took another last night, there’s six left.

    The anticipation is driving me CRAZY 😀

  • 4. Saint King  |  September 13th, 2007 at 08:40

    HOT APPLES!

    Bring on the photos lads!

  • 5. Chris  |  September 13th, 2007 at 20:53

    Just think, in that camera that you have in your greasy hands (or at least somewhere not too far from your greasy person) there are now 21 pictures and NOBODY knows what they all are.

    I took mine so long ago that I can’t remember what most of them are any more.

    I’m SO EXCITED it hurts a little bit. But it hurts good.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 14th, 2007 at 13:36

    It’s actually sat in my coat pocket. My coat pocket holds 21 pictures of uncertainty. That actually makes me feel quite nervious… it’s like some sort of device that could go off any second :O

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 17th, 2007 at 08:41

    I’ve only got two more to take!

    Tell me, do you both want a copy of them? Or would you be happy me getting one set and sending it to like Marshall to scan on so you can *sings* LOOKY LOOK LOOK *ends singing* whenever you like?

  • 8. Kevil  |  September 17th, 2007 at 09:43

    I’m happy with scanned in online enjoyment!

  • 9. Chris  |  September 17th, 2007 at 12:03

    Likewise I.

    There should be one true original and no pretenders.

    No need for sending though, if we’re going to have a revelation when the Newcastle visit happens.

  • 10. Kevil  |  September 17th, 2007 at 13:22

    I think they should be developed “While WE Wait” when we are in the aforementioned new-castle.

  • 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 17th, 2007 at 13:47

    So you don’t want me to get them developed as soon as I’m done? You want the joy of seeing them all at the same time? If that’s the case then so be it 🙂 I don’t think I could stand waiting anyway. Too much temptation.

  • 12. Kevil  |  September 17th, 2007 at 13:51

    YES

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 18th, 2007 at 08:52

    Oh my God, I’ve gone blind! Blind!

    Then so be it.

  • 14. Chris  |  September 26th, 2007 at 11:18

    This is such an amazing plan that I think I will have to write it down here just so I can get my head around its heartbreaking complexity.

    1. We visit Newcastle.
    2. We take the camera for processing while we wait.
    3. We look at the pictures.

    AWESOME.

    By the way, can you get those cheapy cameras processed while you wait? I thought the processing was part of the deal when you bought it and it had to be sent off?

  • 15. Kevil  |  September 26th, 2007 at 17:48

    You can, you just break them open and take the film out. That makes it cheaper too!

  • 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 27th, 2007 at 08:35

    Thrust thrust.

    Kevin-Head is completely correct. You can thrust a cheapy cheap-po camera in their faces and they’ve got no choice but to mack the bitch usually within thirty minutes depending on how busy they are.

    Then we can shove those pictures in our EYES for all eternity.

  • 17. Chris  |  September 27th, 2007 at 14:06

    THEN IT SHALL BE SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 28th, 2007 at 08:37

    It’s almost a week before the shit starts digging into the micro-welly.

  • 19. Kevil  |  October 1st, 2007 at 09:37

    It IS isn’t it?

  • 20. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 1st, 2007 at 13:01

    It IS isn’t it?

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