My invention
June 26th, 2006
Today at work I did lots of rubbish typing work and I corrected some information on the Waste Management Manual and I converted the Fire Precaution Notes for Guidance (Course A) document into web format. Work is dull.
So I invented something to improve my miserable lot: it’s NOT a JOB so I call it a NOB. Basically I stay at home and do what I like while my NOT an EMPLOYER – or NEMPLOYER to use the new terminology – pays me a large amount of cash every week.
How this works I do not know.
Entry Filed under: Chris,What I Did Today
7 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 27th, 2006 at 08:50
I think it’s called… being a millionaire?
Huh huh, but then, huh huh, it does present hilarious huh huh situations where people in horrible jobs can say huh huh, “I wish I had a nob” and then everyone will laugh and cry and smile and cheer. What a life…
2. Kevil | June 27th, 2006 at 17:54
Isn’t that called student life?
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 28th, 2006 at 08:55
Oooo harsh social commentary there Kev. What will Mackshall say to that?
*Waits with unease – desperate to know*
4. Chris | June 28th, 2006 at 19:01
Not like student life because nobody gives you any money! They lend you just enough to live on.
Plus you have to do stuff. My NOB plan would allow me to stay at home all day watching QVC 😀
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 28th, 2006 at 23:14
QVC? Would you really lower yourself to that leve? And I thought the poodle groomer was despicable!
6. Chris | June 29th, 2006 at 10:28
YEAH
Then I could spend my hard-earned cash on diamante earrings.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 29th, 2006 at 12:54
That’s not a good invention! That’s not a good invention! That’s not a good invention! That’s not a good inven-shuuuuuuuuuuun!
Lame doesn’t even come close 😛