A Brief Discussion – who should be ‘Silly Bint of the Month for November’?
October 23rd, 2006
Order! Order!
I wish to call upon the other gentlemen to advise accordingly on the proposed matter as stated above. In order to facilitate a fair and organised discussion I throw the affair up in the air and expect fully-rounded replies of a subtle yet thorough nature.
I propose we nominate Madonna for believing that importing a baby was a good idea.
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6 Comments
1. Chris | October 24th, 2006 at 13:54
Silly bint, that Madonna. Everyone knows that babies are freely available in this country. No need to travel to Africa.
If it came from Africa, perhaps it was a Fairtrade baby?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 25th, 2006 at 08:28
I would hope so. I doubt she checked the packaging when she bought it though. I think the baby was second hand.
Still apparently someone told me she donated 2 MILLION pounds towards some cause in Africa… she’s still a silly bint though.
3. Kevil | October 26th, 2006 at 19:49
I too agree, the damned baby thief she is. Although can i also nominate hags, i hate hags.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 27th, 2006 at 08:31
Yeah, especially Onion Hags. I went to one of Siobhan’s friends birthdayness on Saturday at this place called Mr. Lynch. They sectioned off this bit for us cos we were like good and everything but people kept wandering in because the queue for our bar was shorter than the other ones. Do you know what that made them? ONION HAGS! Damn Onion Hags! I kept asking people to shout it at them but they all refused.
Then I found myself an internet stalker, my media twin and my hair rival. Mine was the hero. Score!
5. Kevil | October 27th, 2006 at 17:42
Sounds like a mighty fine evening. Were there any fishcakes?
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | October 28th, 2006 at 08:56
I checked and there were none. No fishcakes, no breville, no sand paper it was almost as if they hadn’t bothered to cater for the malnurished hoardes.
Sacreligious!