How to fool someone (if they’re a man)
October 31st, 2006
It’s very simple (I just thought it up). All you do is you say:
When was the last time you got your knob out in public?
Their look will probably be of disgust and they will deny all knowledge of ever doing such a thing. Then you look smug and say:
So your trousers must be quite wet then? 😀
Then you laugh and walk away because you’re cleverer than them and it’ll take them a while to work out what’s the beef. Ha! One in the eye for me. Try it on tards!
Entry Filed under: Delicious,Ian,Loins,What I Did Today
3 Comments
1. Kevil | October 31st, 2006 at 18:04
Yoy! (not joy, its happier than that!)
2. Chris | October 31st, 2006 at 20:23
Wimple!
(That’s the pointy hat women wore in medieval times that had a hankie hanging off the top)
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | November 1st, 2006 at 08:27
Safe!
(I thought a wimple was what nuns wore? Anyway, I’m glad my intelligentnessess can provide so much yoy) 🙂