Property binge
December 19th, 2006
Over the last couple of days I went on a massive weekend-long bender. It wasn’t a homoerotic bender or a drug bender, nor was I getting drunk or pissed up on booze. No, I was ODing on my new flat. I went in there and had a big sniff and didn’t leave it all weekend. Why? Because it’s MINE!
This is a picture of my new abode to be, into which I will insert my face on the 30th December. After that time the Chris Hotel will be available for anyone who cares to haul their candy ass down to London Town.
I’m bored of typing in that stupid way so I’m just doing it normally now.
The white-walled wonder you see above is costing me the breathtaking sum of £195 a week. If only I had that sort of money to burn! Instead, I can’t burn it because I have to give it all to my landlord. Grrr. Them’s the sort of apples that make me skint.
Entry Filed under: Chris,Loins,Think about it,What I Did Today
7 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 20th, 2006 at 09:48
Skint apples indeed :O it looks nice but… but… is it marketable?*does the little window*
That’s a burning question in my loins. Another burning question, of the mind rather than the loins, is is that all of it? Or is there like another like wing to it? Is it really that sm-awrl?
2. Chris | December 20th, 2006 at 23:46
No, there is a kitchen and a bedroom and a carzie and of course the other half of the room you see here.
And a hallway and a front door.
And the outside, but that’s, like, another D I M E N S I O N!
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 21st, 2006 at 09:44
You mean you don’t rent the space outside the door? So technically could I come and rent that from the landlord? Given that you’re spending a whopping £195 per week (per week!) I’m guessing he’ll probably ask for something PHENOMENAL like a pound every time I BREATHE…
4. Kevil | December 21st, 2006 at 17:42
Truely delightful. but does it come with a leaking roof and bedroom window like ours did?
5. Chris | December 21st, 2006 at 18:00
NO.
It comes with a stainless steel oven and NO MICROWAVE.
How is a man to live?
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 27th, 2006 at 14:02
Without a microwave I suppse 😉
*Round of applause from the studio audience*
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | December 29th, 2006 at 02:10
And I suppse I mst have lost the se of my ‘U’ key on my keyboard. Honest…