Vacancy ref. 0254793-F

March 10th, 2007

Cheesegrating Operative
£12,656 pa
Closing date: 20/03/07
Start date: 28/04/07

Chris Tarrant is looking for a new member to join his team of household servants, slaves and lackeys. As Cheesegrating Operative, you will be required to maintain and manage Mr. Tarrant’s vital supply of cheese, pre-processed into thin strands. Working with a range of cheeses of varying textures, it will be your responsibility to select appropriate grating tools and maintain their chrome finish. You will be required to use your own initiative in grating each cheese with the correct width and length of strand.

As part of the wider team you will work with Mr. Tarrant’s head chef to co-ordinate cheese output for large social events, providing if necessary custom-grated cheese for each guest. Mr. Tarrant consumes approximately one kilogram of grated cheese, in a range of flavours and textures, at each meal. From time to time you will also be required to co-operate with Mr. Tarrant’s team of experienced sex slaves should his bedroom activities require further cheese.

The successful applicant will be able to show an awareness of the need for high-grade cheesegrating as part of a wider food preparation environment, and be a team player. He or she will ideally have at least one year’s experience of grating for a mildly famous person or organisation. The job requires a high level of commitment and Mr. Tarrant expects the successful applicant to be at work for fifteen hours each day.

Please send a full CV and sample of your grating, with 200-word explanatory essay of why you chose the type of cheese and the grating standard, and any other information you consider relevant, to:

Chris Industries International Ltd
Human Resources, 57th Floor
Marshall Towers
London
LN1 2EE

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