Office 3 Post-Mortem
March 30th, 2007
Hello. I am at work on a nightshift without an awful lot to do, so I’ve spent about an hour compiling the following useful facts about Locker 29, better known as Office 3.
Claimed: 3rd July 2006
Lost: early March 2007
Number: 29
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead
History: Various items were placed in the locker on the following occasions.
- 03/07/06 Baltic gallery leaflets.
- 04/07/06 One copy of the book Erudite Musings on the Human Condition (photocopy).
- 07/07/06 7″ vinyl of ‘some bollocks band nobody cares about’.
- 16/07/06 Two bags.
- 24/07/06 Pair of headphones, sticker promoting new Pipettes album, pen with lion’s head on it.
- 09/08/06 Two paperclips, one red and one yellow.
- 18/08/06 Blue paperclip, an old Christmas card from Sarah, two elastic bands ‘laid erotically across the Baltic leaflets’.
- 07/09/06 Plastic Tesco bag, a slip from ‘a recorded delivery earlier in the week’ and a bus ticket from Tuesday 5th September 2006.
- 14/11/06 Chocolate biscuit in foil wrapper.
Intelligence gathered from postings to this website suggest that the tat posted to Newcastle via top secret Jiffy Bag in September 2006 was never placed in the locker and is probably still safe, including some paper snowflakes, pictures of BBC Look North presenters and a book of Garforth soil samples.
OFFICE 3: WE SHALL NOT FORGET.
Entry Filed under: Chris,Locker Check baby!,What I Did Today
14 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 2nd, 2007 at 07:31
*sniff*
Brings a tear to my eye to see how much we all achieved in such a small space of time.
Together Everyone Achieves More.
2. Kevil | April 2nd, 2007 at 16:09
Together Everyone Attains Monkeys
3. Chris | April 2nd, 2007 at 16:42
Tall Elephants Ache Mildly
4. Kevil | April 2nd, 2007 at 23:07
Tomorrow Everyone Ages Moderately
5. Kevil | April 2nd, 2007 at 23:12
Timmy Evilly Assaulted Midgets
6. Chris | April 3rd, 2007 at 00:06
The End Alludes Mortality
What fun!
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 3rd, 2007 at 07:26
I wanna try :O look at what I’ve created.
Try Enemas Always Moderately
8. Kevil | April 3rd, 2007 at 12:03
Tramps Enjoy Archiving Miscreants
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 4th, 2007 at 08:33
Tooty Engines Ache Midway
10. Chris | April 5th, 2007 at 12:53
Tittliation Equals Amorous Merrymaking
11. Kevil | April 7th, 2007 at 11:38
Turtles Emphatically Arouse Marmosets
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 10th, 2007 at 07:06
Toby Eagerly Ate Mousakka
13. Chris | April 10th, 2007 at 20:50
Teeth’s Existence Allows Mastication
14. Saint King | April 11th, 2007 at 17:03
Tucker Everley Annexed Moldavia