Rota Barometer
May 29th, 2007
I have a new and exciting way to predict the weather. Based on scientific examination of the weather cycles over the last week, in conjunction with the shift patterns I have worked over the same period of time, I have produced a theory which I am calling the Almighty Theory of Weather By Chris Who Is Great.
The patterns were as follows.
- Monday: off work. Raining.
- Tuesday: at work. Sunny.
- Wednesday: at work. Sunny.
- Thursday: at work. Sunny.
- Friday: at work. Sunny.
- Saturday: off work. Raining.
- Sunday: at work. Dry, but raining heavily when I was out of doors.
- Monday: off work. Raining.
- Today: at work. Dry. Sun is coming out.
My next day off will be Saturday 2nd June. I therefore confidently predict warm, dry weather in the South East of England until Friday. On Saturday I predict rain.
I have developed a second theory as a result of these observations. I have called it the Weather is a Bastard theory.
Entry Filed under: Chris,Random Thought,Tragic
7 Comments
1. Kevil | May 29th, 2007 at 13:19
I’ve worked it all out! I know what your problem is…. the weather! See all there in a nutshell. HA. Do I get a clever boy hat now?
2. Chris | May 29th, 2007 at 13:25
You get a spoonful of beeswax to lubricate your silken voice. AND NO MORE!
3. Kevil | May 29th, 2007 at 15:18
oooh it feels so smooth…. ahem
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 30th, 2007 at 07:20
What do I get sir? Is there enough beeswax for all? I shall make do with the crusty rusty bits at the bottom of the bucket if needs be?
5. Chris | May 30th, 2007 at 10:41
You, sir, get nothing but an earful of abuse. And a red balloon.
6. Kevil | May 30th, 2007 at 12:09
I have an earful or earwax if you’d like that ian?
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 31st, 2007 at 08:55
*gracefully takes Kev’s earful of earwax whilst balancing on Marshall’s red balloon and rolls off into the air like Winnie the Pooh*
“I’m just a little grey rain cloud
Pay no attention to me…”