Silly Bint of the Month – Kirsten Dunst
June 13th, 2007
Yes I’m afraid it looks as though it is to be my beloved Kirsten Dunst. Many a time have I admired her for looking pretty in ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ and feisty in both of them Spiderman films but now it’s no more. The magic is well and truly gone. She has made the silly, silly mistake of deciding to go out with front arsehole of the shithouse band Razorlight, Johnny Borrell. Not only that she has mentioned to press that she would like to act in a film with him. Hmmm, let me see; his acting abilities stretch as far as taking his top off and acting like a knob. It’s a small CV I admit but there must be something out there that would get him started. Perhaps lorry crash victim number four or crash test dummy number two would suffice?
Good bye my dear.
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9 Comments
1. Kevil | June 13th, 2007 at 15:07
Razorlight are good. You suck. Ha
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 13th, 2007 at 16:56
You are so wrong in so many ways, I’m wondering how many ways you are wrong. I could start now and not be done by the end of Christendom.
3. Kevil | June 14th, 2007 at 14:39
Christendom ended last thursday. Turns out it was an admin error.
4. Saint King | June 14th, 2007 at 16:58
Bollocks to that! Well bully for you.
Admin, tsk, I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could buy a kipper from it. It’s still going baby and stronger than ever.
5. Chris | June 14th, 2007 at 22:17
Razorlight are OK but Johnny Borrell should be shot. Now that they have recorded their music there is no need for his stupid, tossery person to remain walking the earth and his breathing days should be over post haste.
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 15th, 2007 at 12:54
Agreed. It looks as though it’s three to one on yo case Hill. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? EH?
7. Chris | June 15th, 2007 at 15:21
Was the ending of Christendom accompanied by a slight leftwards wobble? If so, I noticed this on Thursday, accompanied by a slight flash of green soundwaves, and wondered what it was.
8. Kevil | June 15th, 2007 at 15:24
Yeah, that was it. It was the universe resetting itself.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 18th, 2007 at 16:56
I thought it was Brian Blessed changing his tyres, dropping the car on his foot and then roaring to the skies. I guess I must have been mistaken.