Silly Buggers and Floods

July 23rd, 2007

As I’m sure you’re all aware, there’s been another round of flooding down south, which is tragic and very sad, and I genuinely feel sorry for people whose houses are now 5foot under water. However, its very hard to feel sorry for some people, and those people have names, CARAVANERS. Just look at this stupid bunch…

wet caravans (click for big)

What were they thinking? I have an idea…

George: “Ooh, I know Mildred lits go away in the caravan this weekend”
Mildred: “Aren’t there severe flood warnings all over the country this weekend?”
George: “Yes dear, but we’ll be in the caravan, the Maurauder II Caravan Mk3 can take it”
Mildred: “If you say so dear…”

YOU STUPID BASTARDS.

Entry Filed under: Kev,Random Thought,Rants,Tragic

21 Comments

  • 1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 23rd, 2007 at 13:46

    That’s a rant and a half right there. I assume that they preparing the guest room for Mr. Cockup when they saw the water level rising…

  • 2. Chris  |  July 23rd, 2007 at 18:00

    Unfortunately if you decide to spend your holiday in a cardboard box with plastic windows parked in some windswept field, this is what you let yourself in for.

    I am in favour of having these people shot for crimes against holidaymaking.

  • 3. Lizzie  |  July 23rd, 2007 at 22:35

    Bless em, idots! Some of em were on t’news earlia!!
    They’re stayin in a hotel and helping out or something or other .. gawd knows!
    Im reet tho 😀 No floods for Lizzie (for the time being ..) 😀

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 24th, 2007 at 12:28

    So you don’t all have caravans then? I was hoping to buy my third by the end of the summer. I’ve got the Maurauder II Caravan MK3, the Fussy Porklift Fastener 2.0 and the… OH GOD THEY’VE ALL BEEN FLOODED! NO! NO!

  • 5. Chris  |  July 24th, 2007 at 14:20

    I had the Viking Explorer III with the “sporty” awning that has stripes in British Racing Green.

    But I torched it because I hate caravans.

    It’s SHIT. It’s mam’s SHIT.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 24th, 2007 at 17:01

    We should go for it’s mam too then… ah yes, the Portly Vixen 3000. Voted best mobile home in 1977.

    Mo’ Fo’ and a half she is!

  • 7. Kevil  |  July 25th, 2007 at 09:47

    Personally I found the Vixen 3000 garish and rude, Lets Mr Smith it’s ass… Shovel Time!

  • 8. Chris  |  July 25th, 2007 at 10:39

    I will bring my most tarnished, dented shovel to serve up a steaming hot platter of justice on its unholy cardboard ass. Yeah!

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 25th, 2007 at 12:17

    Yeah, that’d show it. Yeah. Huh huh.

    And then we could save some wounded woodland creatures by placing them on various leaves that float by, so that they may sail to the nearest Animal Hospital and receive the treatment they need.

    Or is that just me?

  • 10. Big Red Chicken  |  July 25th, 2007 at 12:18

    *sings*

    FERRET!

  • 11. The Saint King  |  July 25th, 2007 at 12:18

    *sings*

    STOAT OR BADGER!

  • 12. Pete Doherty  |  July 25th, 2007 at 13:30

    *sings*#

    DRUGS!

  • 13. Chris  |  July 25th, 2007 at 13:41

    Bloody hell, has nobody shot him yet?

  • 14. Lizzie  |  July 25th, 2007 at 14:14

    Hahaha! Pete Doherty came to Lincoln once .. no one shot him, or even bottled him off stage 🙁
    Infact, they seemed to be proud to have him in Lincoln. I boycotted the entire thing 😛

  • 15. Kevil  |  July 25th, 2007 at 14:51

    I managed to track him down with sniper rifle the other day, but some granny walked in the way at the last second and i shot her instead. Shame I could ony afford one bullet. Next time I’ll Mr Smith his ass!

  • 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 26th, 2007 at 08:28

    Liz, that proves how silly Lincoln is. They had a prime opportunity to throw something, anything, at him and nobody did. Well next time I hope you all take some initiative.

    Damn that granny. Doesn’t she realise what she’s done? It’s people like that that are making this country down and out. I swear if I ever see her… oh wait, she was shot wasn’t she?

  • 17. Kevil  |  July 26th, 2007 at 13:22

    Dead as a green mink.

  • 18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 26th, 2007 at 13:51

    As dead as a green mink in a small, purple box perhaps?

  • 19. Chris  |  July 26th, 2007 at 13:58

    Actually I believe the granny’s corpse was prosecuted post-humously for obstructing the course of rough justice, and was jailed for twelve years.

  • 20. Kevil  |  July 26th, 2007 at 14:03

    Rotting away in a purple box!

  • 21. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 27th, 2007 at 16:59

    Such a travesty.

    That poor purple box.

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