Fionn Regan – Buy Him (or his album)
August 7th, 2007
I like good music, unlike Marshall and Kevin, and therefore I feel I must push my interests on other people. As a result of this I’m going to promote Fionn Regan for the following reasons:
1. His album, ‘The End Of History’, is brilliant.
2. His voice is great.
3. I liked him before anyone else.
Obviously number three is debateable as I’m sure there were other people before me who liked him but I would still like to pretend I did. To further promote him I’m going to include a picture of his album cover and whoops uncontrollably:
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
18 Comments
1. Kevil | August 9th, 2007 at 18:43
NO
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 10th, 2007 at 12:29
Chukedy Muckedy Mother Hot Cha!
3. Chris | August 10th, 2007 at 16:12
My answer was the same as Kev’s but this topic was not worthy of my response.
Until now. Now I have ignored it for long enough that my reply will not endow it with any dignity or importance.
Ha.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 10th, 2007 at 17:00
Raspberry beret!
The kind you’d find in a second hand store.
Raspberry beret!
And if it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more.
Raspberry beret!
I think I looooooooove her.
5. Saint | August 10th, 2007 at 17:00
*thrusts*
6. King | August 10th, 2007 at 17:00
*Also thrusts*
7. Chris | August 11th, 2007 at 00:59
He had the cutest ass she’d ever seen.
She did too, they were meant to be.
= Prince can’t rhyme.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 12th, 2007 at 23:48
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings ba ba ba da…
= Divine Comedy are shit
9. Chris | August 13th, 2007 at 21:51
No, you didn’t carry the 1.
The result of that equation is:
= Divine Comedy are great and Ian is too musically bigoted to see it
Do you SEE? I’d rather listen to that song than whoever the weird-named nobody is that you posted this thread about. Fnninonninion Regoggan or whoever he is. Tosser.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 14th, 2007 at 08:12
At least I’ve heard both and can make my judgements in a fair and equal measure. You, you big nonce, just choose to oppose me because you always have.
It all falls down to the fact that if I were you, I wouldn’t wanna know you. So because of all this the original equation still stands: Divine Comedy are shit.
“Eugh, eugh, it’s something for the weekend, it’s something for the eugh eugh…”
11. Chris | August 14th, 2007 at 16:12
NEIL HANNON IS GOD.
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 15th, 2007 at 08:09
You know what an anagram of Neil Hannon is?
Filthy pillock…
Okay so it’s not, erm, let’s see, an anagram would have to be:
Lean Ninon
It’s practically Lena Marlin, you remember her? “I truly have a knob like a shadow…” 😀 Kev will
13. Chris | August 15th, 2007 at 11:08
I remember Lena Marlin, singing about how she was sitting down here and you can’t see her, or something. But if she’s sitting in this brilliant hiding place and SINGING A SONG then maybe whatever stalker pervert she’s hiding from might still find her.
STUPID COW.
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 16th, 2007 at 08:47
That’s a very good point actually there Marshall. She’s not doing very well if she’s trying to hide. Perhaps if it was a friendly game of hide and seek she’d be fine but if it’s “desperate-trying-to-hide- from-a-nutter-in-a-bad-teenage-horror-film” sorta thing she’d be dead pretty quickly.
I swear she sings about having a knob like a shadow though. Just listen to it.
15. Chris | August 17th, 2007 at 13:42
I think so, but the line seems to be:
“Not really having a knob like a shadow”
So it’s a problem she is aware of, but not one that is afflicting her at the time.
16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2007 at 08:28
I’d still be worried though, a young girl like singing about knobs. I know she’s going through puberty but it’s not the sort of things I want to hear about in my popular music ahum hum hum!
Sorry, I appear to have turned into a toff.
Go t’chippy t’get a couple of fish ‘n’ chips wit gravy!
There that’s better, phew! She should sing about things like Care Bears and rainbows surely?
17. Chris | August 24th, 2007 at 10:16
I don’t like gravy on my fish and chips. I don’t usually have sauce of any time, just big helpings of salt and vinegar and a sprinkle of dreams.
18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 26th, 2007 at 12:22
Most people at work know me for a lot of things. They know I’m a bit weird, that I put stickers on the backs of my hands when I’m “getting down to business” with nasty files but they also know me for this particular catchphrase:
“I don’t like shit on my food.”
It’s as simple as that.