“red delicious”
August 17th, 2006
This: 
ΓΒ is apparently a Red Delicious apple.
I have 2 problems with this.
1: Its more maroon than red (picky I know)
2: More importantly, ITS NOT DELICIOUS! goddam
The sticker told me it was sweet and juicy. More lies.
Just thought you’d like to know.
PS: Buy Royal Gala Apples!
Entry Filed under: Kev,Rants,What I Did Today
14 Comments
1. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 17th, 2006 at 19:51
I can imagine. You should sue the Royal Apple Society or something. Those are the kinds of apples that you expect to satisfy you but instead leave you feeling hollow and disgusting like the pig you are.
Selfish apples!
2. Chris | August 17th, 2006 at 20:22
Bad apples. Royal Gala are truly the way forward.
Was it one of those horrible ones with tough skin and a dry, powdery inside? I hate them apples. I want to take them apples and throw them off a big spiky cliff.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2006 at 08:48
The powdery, eugh, yeah I remember them. They’re not refreshing apples. You know what, when you’ve thrown them off a big spikey cliff I’ll let them drop then stand on them, laugh and maybe squeeze one out before running off in the sunset.
4. Kevil | August 18th, 2006 at 10:10
It was indeed powdery with a thick skin. BASTARD apples.
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2006 at 12:07
So you would be on hand, once the squeezed one has passed my cheeks, to maybe dice the apple with a big fuck off sword?
6. Sarah | August 20th, 2006 at 14:24
That was my apple Kev, how dare you steal it!!!
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 21st, 2006 at 12:08
I think Sarah if it did taste as rank as Kev made it out to be that he did you a favour π
8. Chris | August 21st, 2006 at 15:00
Maybe you could say he did you a… flavour!
Hahaha!
…I’ll get me coat.
9. Kevil | August 21st, 2006 at 15:09
Yes I stole it! And I’d do it again! Bwah ha ha ha ha h.. no wait I wouldn’t because it was a shite apple…
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 22nd, 2006 at 09:00
That’s the worst joke in Christendom and it was a shite apple. I can tell that just by the anecdotes.
11. Chris | August 22nd, 2006 at 18:51
I think the comments for this post need to end because the jokes are only going to get worse.
Besides, we’ve already discussed the core of the matter!
Hahah…
Yeh.
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 23rd, 2006 at 19:42
You’re barking up the wrong tree there! π ahem, I mean make lik a tree and get outta here! π no that’s not it… erm, think, come knock on my door, there’s room for one more…
Na na na na nerm…
13. Kevil | August 24th, 2006 at 09:23
All this talk of apples and bad jokes, I think we should turnover a new leaf!
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 24th, 2006 at 20:08
Na a na na nerm…
*loves quoting Futurama*