Road Trip
August 8th, 2007
This is at the prospect of another visit to sunny Newcastle for the both of you:
Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey Jones you better watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.
This old engine makes it on time,
Leaves Central Station ’bout a quarter to nine,
Hits River Junction at seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten you know it’s drivin again.
I know it’s a song about a train but I couldn’t think of anything involving a car (cars, driving in my car, born to be wild, ace of spades). Alright shut up, no-one asked you!
14 Comments
1. Chris | August 8th, 2007 at 12:30
Who said we’d be driving in a car? I never said it, but I did think it.
Have you been raiding my thoughts in the dead of night again?
They’re my thoughts! Get your filthy hands out!
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 8th, 2007 at 13:44
So it would make more sense and have more relevance if you DID come on a train then. Hooray, my song fits! Well, Jerry Garcia’s song fits.
I ain’t stealing no thoughts fool.
3. Chris | August 8th, 2007 at 13:56
How about this song for a car journey?
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Brum brum brum
The car’s engine does hum
Driving on the road
We’re in a driving mode.
Vroom vroom vroom
There is no chuffing room
Our bags fill all the space
We’re driving to a place.
Nee nor nee nor
The police are waging war
We drove our car too fast
Policeman calls us bast
ards.
Beep beep beep
We cross a river deep
Driving into town
We put our foot down
On the brake.
Hello hello hello
Say it to those we know
Our journey at an end
Thank fuck
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 8th, 2007 at 16:59
It’s kind of like ‘We’re Going On A Bear Hunt’ but with filthy language and cars.
I like it.
5. Chris | August 9th, 2007 at 10:39
I don’t have a mello-D for it yet but as soon as I can afford a grand piano I’ll get right on to it.
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 9th, 2007 at 13:38
From what I’ve heard apparently the way to get one is to go to university, take out a student loan and use all of that to pay for it.
Silly
Really
Really
Silly
7. Kevil | August 9th, 2007 at 15:17
If I had a student loan and no real need for it, I think I’d spen all the money on building a giant fizzy cola bottle mountain… or beer not sure which!
8. Chris | August 9th, 2007 at 21:13
I love to spen money.
9. Kevil | August 10th, 2007 at 10:28
I find it’s much more enjoyable than spending it.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 10th, 2007 at 12:29
If I could spen all day I’d spen, spen and spen some more.
Then I’d spend it.
11. Chris | August 10th, 2007 at 16:11
Do you like to spen things here?
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 10th, 2007 at 16:59
*takes a deep breath*
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO!
13. Kevil | August 10th, 2007 at 17:48
I love to spen there! Of all the places I’ve ever done my spenning that was my favourite. Definately. Oh Yes.
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 12th, 2007 at 23:45
When I spen I do it right. There’s no two ways about it, nope, there’s only one way and that way isn’t that way. If you get what I mean.
Oh for a problem-free spening-spree!