What I would like more of on ‘Pouring Beans’
January 28th, 2008
Seeing as it’s 2008 and we’re all back to square one on the sh*t-o-meter I want to throw down the gauntlet right now and say, “Look Shizzlers, this is what I want and if I don’t get it I shall hold my breath ’til luminous jelly squirts from my nasum.” Obviously that wouldn’t get me anywhere so I would like to request the following:
1. More film reviews from Marshall (rated by jam)
2. The result of the competition that Kev started
3. Someone, anyone, putting up the second book of ness up here
4. I dunno, some posts involved knitted beavers, badgers and loins would be funky
That is all. This year will be ours gentlemen.
37 Comments
1. Chris | January 28th, 2008 at 14:18
Someone’s been looking through the archives…
I scanned in all 100 leaves of the Second Book and e-sent it to Kev. It is therefore his fault. Where’s he gone these days, by the way?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 28th, 2008 at 16:53
Yes I was perusing some ness this morning. I liked the jam reviews because they were like normal things that helped to break up all the fuzzy jazz that we usually put.
Kev is off biting people with his zombie I think.
3. Chris | January 28th, 2008 at 16:57
Ah, his face has been booked. I understand.
I might write another film review!!! But not today.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 29th, 2008 at 07:23
Not yesterday no, but what about today?
5. Chris | January 29th, 2008 at 14:18
OK then. Ask and you shall receive.
6. Auds | January 29th, 2008 at 16:57
What I want to see more of on Pouring Beans – male tottie
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 29th, 2008 at 17:39
You’ve got Kev, you’ve got Marshal, what’s the Beef Auds? 😛
8. Kevil | January 29th, 2008 at 18:26
* flexes his pecks *
9. Kevil | January 29th, 2008 at 18:29
The mail reason i never put up the compematition winners is because although i promised Ian I would accept a manual entry… i dont have access to a scanner at the minute. hmmm
Also i forgot all about the book, due to its massiveness and it needing work. When I’m not stupidly busy at work one day I’ll sort myself out.
10. Chris | January 29th, 2008 at 19:34
Why don’t you take a photograph of Ian’s entry and use that?
Or don’t you have a digital camerifyer either?
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 30th, 2008 at 07:21
We could just forget mine ever existed. It was pretty poor, I don’t mind 🙂
Keep flexing, you never know when she might be watching!
12. Auds | January 30th, 2008 at 08:35
Kev as in “I would accept a manual entry” – that Kev? and Marshall “why don’t you take a photograph of Ian’s entry” – I was thinking more along the lines of top male tottie as in Guy of Gisborne – anyway, you three know you are all hot!!!! (grins knowingly)
13. Chris | January 30th, 2008 at 11:32
Yeah, I know I’m hot. I was never in any doubt.
*goes to dust off his posing pouch*
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 30th, 2008 at 11:55
I’m surprised you still have yours. I pretended mine was a bag of kippers and sold it to a stodgy cat.
15. Auds | January 30th, 2008 at 13:58
but you still manage to be a babe magnet, don’t you sweetie?
16. Chris | January 30th, 2008 at 17:20
He certainly does. He was peeling a layer of magnetised busty babes off himself last time I saw him.
17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 31st, 2008 at 09:02
It was in the News of the World too. I think I’m getting a name for myself.
18. Auds | January 31st, 2008 at 14:45
Nah it was the Sunday Sport. You were seen driving a bus on the moon, with a busty babe on your knee, and Elvis Presley was the conductor.
19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | January 31st, 2008 at 16:46
Are you sure? I’m sure it was The Mirror, because we were in a library and the lady had glasses on and I was chasing her ‘Benny Hill’ stylee round the bookcases.
20. Chris | January 31st, 2008 at 20:11
I thought I saw you on page 3 of the Sun. They said that they usually go for topless lasses, but Ian’s such an incredible sex symbol that they let him appear on it with his nips out.
21. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 1st, 2008 at 09:03
Then there was that article in the Guardian about how I am a philistine for promoting such ludicrous behaviour in British society especially with the problems involving the Bank of England base rate, the current state of the government and the fact that Jeremy Beadle has passed away (RIP).
22. Kevil | February 1st, 2008 at 09:43
I’ve just noticed an article about you in Readers Digest. Its all about your philanthropic activities and how you managed to single handedly ensure that three childrens hospitals were saved from closure whilst perforing life safing open heart surgery on a poorly armadillo for whipsnade zoo.
23. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 3rd, 2008 at 20:32
It bridges the editorial posed by Closer magazine that wearing the same pair of jeans makes me look chunky with the comment by Victor Lewis Smith that those that use spendiferous words should be hunted by Oxfam.
Don’t even get me started on how I fared in NME’s 100 Coolest Fops list…
24. Auds | February 4th, 2008 at 08:55
Words of wisdom from the Garforth Gigolo.
25. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 4th, 2008 at 13:44
I prefer the team Leeds Lothario 😛
26. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 5th, 2008 at 07:44
that n’all. In fact, thinking of putting your name forward for the “Go the Extra Mile Award” at work for the way you are brokering the divide between Volume and other departments
27. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 5th, 2008 at 12:07
That wasn’t me by the way, that was Audrey who forget to check that my signy details were on da Beans.
I ain’t brokering no divide fool 😛
28. Auds | February 5th, 2008 at 14:00
now now, you’re too modest. You’re spreading quite a bit of joy around from what I gather. You will need a bigger diary. In fact, you MAY have to make appointments. I can just imagine the conversation …….. “oh, what – well I can fit you in (fnar fnar) between 7 and 9 on Friday night – no good? well I’m fully booked up from now until Michaelmas, I MAY have a window sometime in August”. Oh yes, the Leeds Lothario Lounge Lizard is up and running!
29. Chris | February 5th, 2008 at 14:19
Be careful you don’t wear your old fella down to a well-polished little pencil of love.
30. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 6th, 2008 at 07:58
How obscene is this conversation?!? I choose to merely refer to myself as the Leeds Loining Lothario, maybe a lounge lizard because that’s pretty cool, and spend the rest of today eating breadsticks through a straw.
31. Auds | February 6th, 2008 at 09:04
it could end up like those little Argos pens, or pens you get in a betting shop.
32. Kevil | February 6th, 2008 at 10:46
I heard it started off that big! BOOM BOOM.
33. Chris | February 6th, 2008 at 19:34
I was thinking of an Ikea pencil, personally – they’re about the right colour.
Hilarity ensues.
34. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 8th, 2008 at 08:59
This topic of discussion is not rife for such a website. Therefore I suggest we move the website into a strip club so we can continue uninterupted 😀
35. Auds | February 8th, 2008 at 10:00
or a lapdancing club, seeing as how you’re a regular.
36. Chris | February 8th, 2008 at 12:19
Does it have one of Chuckie’s lamps in there for maximum sleaziness?
37. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | February 10th, 2008 at 18:06
It does indeed my friend. The seediness is not just oozing from the walls but it’s stood outside handing out fliers. Just the right level if you ask me