The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
June 27th, 2008
Now I know its not polite to discuss regligion and politics, but I’d like to draw your attention to Pastafarianism. It seems to tick all my boxes, and if agreed I’d like to make it the official religion of da Beans, see what you think…
Entry Filed under: Loins
16 Comments
1. Chris | June 29th, 2008 at 18:57
To this I say “yiss”, which is a deeply religious form of agreement. To reach this conclusion, I meditated for a while, having medicated with style. In my meditational hallucinations, I saw an ambulance in which a man was defibrillated for miles. That sealed the deal for me.
2. Kevil | June 30th, 2008 at 11:43
have you been eating mushrooms you found at the side of the road?
3. Chris | June 30th, 2008 at 16:29
Only the ones that smiled nicely and asked me to eat them. The others I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 30th, 2008 at 18:48
I like the fact that this has been filed under ‘Loins’.
Anything like that deserves my vote, my money, MY LIFE!
5. Kevil | July 1st, 2008 at 08:42
Congratulations, we are all now Pastafarians!
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 1st, 2008 at 12:16
What does that imply? Can I keep my loins? Are my loins safe?
OH SOMEBODY WON’T YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE LOINS?
7. Kevil | July 1st, 2008 at 14:59
Calm down, you can keep your loins. As long as they love pirates!
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 1st, 2008 at 18:28
Pirates… or privates? They love both but I just like to make sure I’m not getting the side of the stick that isn’t the right one, ye nah!
9. Chris | July 1st, 2008 at 20:41
I got out of my stick on the wrong side this morning and I’ve been in a loin mood all day.
10. Kevil | July 2nd, 2008 at 10:37
I want some chips…
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 2nd, 2008 at 18:36
Fellas please, one thing at a time.
Loin moods can be dealt with by administering the loins usually with female assistance or, more commonly, with apple juice.
Chips are available from most high street corners.
12. Chris | July 3rd, 2008 at 11:02
I found some apple juice in a corner. Can I douse my burning loins with that?
13. Kevil | July 3rd, 2008 at 11:50
Can I get female assistance with my chips too?
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 3rd, 2008 at 12:47
*sighs and shakes his head*
Yes, douse away my good man.
Yes, generally chips do come with that. Although make sure you’re stood in the heterosexual aisle of the supermarket.
15. Chris | July 8th, 2008 at 07:48
I once found myself in the homosexual aisle. You wouldn’t believe the kinds of cereal those people have on offer!
Needless to say I caught the next albatross the hell out of there.
16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 8th, 2008 at 08:22
Was that in Marks and Spencers, because I think all their aisles are homosexual aisles.
It takes a steady, sturdy, manly supermarket like Aldi for my sexual prowess
*coughs delicately*