Cars – A Posthumous Novel Idea
July 16th, 2008
Mr. Cockall interviews yesterday’s geniuses (using song)
Who are you? Jumping McYarm
What’s the Idea? Cars.
What is it? An ingenious transportation method
What does it do? It’s the age old problem: “I’m over here and I want to go over there. It’s quite a long way and I’ve just sold my horse to the glue factory” Well, what do you do? I’ll tell you. You hop into your new “car”. These little babies dont even need to rest, just fill ’em up with liquid petroleum and let the controlled explosions effortlessly power you anywhere you’d like to go. Coming soon… The van! For when you want to go over there and take 437lbs of apples with you!
So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s already done!
Entry Filed under: Kev,Mr. Cockall's Loveliness
8 Comments
1. I-MAC | July 16th, 2008 at 12:28
Primitive human minds! In he year 4000 we ride around on thin slivers of metal, called Bokes, and instead of wheels there are invisible air wheels, and you sit there and the harder you smile the faster you go
2. Chris | July 16th, 2008 at 22:04
No, no, no. It’ll never catch on. In the future everyone will ride around on personal trains powered by horses. Any suggestion otherwise is just mentalism of the first order.
Chris, circa 1832
3. I-MAC | July 17th, 2008 at 13:51
So you’re in the past, and I’m in the future, where does that leave Kevin?
(someone shouts: “IN MICKLEFIELD”).
Ah yes.
4. Kevil | July 17th, 2008 at 15:52
I am no longer a physical being, i have become existential (like the ice cream) and also im omnipotent.
Laugh for me Minion…
5. Minion | July 17th, 2008 at 15:54
BWAH
6. Chris | July 17th, 2008 at 18:19
Do you have a flace? With nosels?
7. Kevil | July 17th, 2008 at 20:46
No
That would be silly
8. I-MAC | July 18th, 2008 at 09:12
Can you strum the keetah? Live in a hoose? Do you enjoy the smell of haway ney-palm in the morning?