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November 22nd, 2010

The world has been left reeling after reports that a woman from Montreal in Canada has written, recorded and sung the greatest song ever.

The woman, Candice Eely, has not come forward yet with these claims; it is her husband Dennis who is lavishing her with all the attention. Mr Eely apparenting ran to the top of the church tower in their village and shouted at the top of his voice, “MY WIFE HAS JUST WRITTEN THE GREATEST SONG EVER!” to which this was immediately responded to with, “what, better than Livin’ On A Prayer by Bon Jovi?”

Nobody other than Mr Eely has actually heard this song so far, so how can anyone claim that it is the world’s greatest song? Reputed lover of music and all round innovator Markle Funkter gave his opinion:

“I am in no doubt as to the validity of these claims. I have met this woman on numerous occasions and her ability to write beautiful melodies and superb lyrics is unquestionable. Well, apart that song she wrote about dirty sinks. That wasn’t so good. “Oh! We’ll clean clean clean the sink, don’cha think? Rack up those cups, knock out some suds, you know exactly what I meeeeeean!” I think Christina Aguilera did a cover on her last album.”

Mrs Eely has reportedly signed a multi-million dollar contract with Whack-Away Records to have the song released before Christmas. With only five weeks left though they will have to get a wriggle on. Many expect it to be delayed due to the adverse weather conditions due shortly.

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