How they find us…

July 22nd, 2008

Now then. I’ve added a clever deeley called Google analytics to our wee site, that tells us, not only, how many people have looked at our site, but also where they are in the world, and if they used a search engine to find us, what they searched for.

Its been on here since last wednesday and below are the things people have searched for and ended up on our glorious page:

1. nigella lawson nipples
2. clever advertising
3. christa ackroyd
4. christmas tree dalek
5. cockall
6. custard beans
7. funny bedtime stories
8. how to spatch cock a chicken
9. jack pinata
10. jam pandas
11. lynda bellingham boobs
12. nigella cook nipples
13. olden day daleks
14. rotissomat
15. stray home bedtime story
16. what does bint mean

Entry Filed under: Kev,Noos Flash,Things,Think about it,Tragic

10 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  July 22nd, 2008 at 14:06

    The thing i like best is that someone has searched for “Jack Pinata” come accross our Silly Bint of the Month page, then done a google search for number 16.

    Ingrates.

  • 2. Chris  |  July 22nd, 2008 at 17:19

    That is CHUFFING MENTAL right there.

    Are we famous now?

  • 3. Minion  |  July 23rd, 2008 at 09:07

    Yes. Feel free to purchase a small dog and carry in in your handbag!

  • 4. I-MAC  |  July 24th, 2008 at 09:05

    Christmas Tree Dalek? When did we even MENTION that.

    This is more random than ANYTHING I’ve EVER heard ABOUT ever… EVER!

  • 5. Chris  |  July 24th, 2008 at 09:16

    No, I once heard of a cake that ate a village hall. That was 0.8% more weird.

  • 6. Kevil  |  July 24th, 2008 at 10:01

    I can now add to that list:

    17. fireman sam village
    18. linda bellingham naked
    19. zorses

    When did we ever even mention linda bellingham, let alone naked?

  • 7. Chris  |  July 25th, 2008 at 11:56

    I think my favourite bit is that not one of those people will have found anything that was at all useful to them.

  • 8. I-MAC  |  July 30th, 2008 at 07:07

    I think that goes for us too 😛

  • 9. Chris  |  July 30th, 2008 at 10:41

    YES! Every time I load up Da Beans, I’m actually looking for relationship advice, so I always leave disappointed.

    Not sure why I am still looking for that when the track record of this site is to serve up an ice cold glass of Oh Dear Me No to anyone looking for lay-dee advice.

  • 10. Ian  |  July 31st, 2008 at 09:08

    We offer the best advice that any man, woman or child could ever want regarding a wide range of topics such as jam pandas, linda bellingham and that eternal question… what does bint mean?

    If you can’t find the answers you’re looking for in there, well, quite frankly you’re asking the wrong questions 🙂

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