16 Comments

• 1. Chris  |  October 14th, 2008 at 15:50

  I think you’ve valued your goodness too highly here.

  Let me tell you where I am. I like the proposition, I think there’s a market for it, it is marketable, and I’m going to make you an offer of one bag of dolly mixture and five strawberry laces. But I want 50% of the company.

• 2. Auds  |  October 15th, 2008 at 13:05

  I’m out.

• 3. Kevil  |  October 16th, 2008 at 09:20

  Chris, Thank you for your offer, Auds, thank you for your time. I’d like to hear if the other dragoons have anything to offer…

• 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 24th, 2008 at 16:59

  I will offer a game of shove ha’penny and two Darrens

• 5. Kevil  |  October 27th, 2008 at 10:08

  Mr Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver, you got yourself a deal. There are no sweets there, but I feel the two Darrens could be made to do my bidding. (And get me sweets!)

  I’m sorry chris, but you wanted too much of my company… you greedy shit.

• 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 08:20

  Yeah Chris, it’s not Dragons Den! (finally got a reference and then got the reference right).

  So when shall I crack off the ha’pennys then?

• 7. Auds  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 13:07

  you need to speak to Jame Dudi Dench first.

• 8. Kevil  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 15:50

  Screw that bitch. I’ll play when I’m good and ready!

• 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 19:13

  Jame Doodyi Dench likes playing Shove Ha’penny though, and she’ll send the doodies after you if you play without her approval. They have wings and everything.

• 10. Chris  |  November 3rd, 2008 at 23:22

  I’m frightened and will be flying my patent leather shoes out of here as soon as possible.

• 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 4th, 2008 at 08:30

  Make sure you don’t forget your fishing net otherwise it’ll be a ‘net loss’ for you.

  (snigger snigger)

• 12. Kevil  |  November 4th, 2008 at 09:38

  That made me laugh out loud at work.

  The Dench has no hold over shove ha’penny anymore anyway, I won the deeds off her in a game about 6 months ago. So far I’ve let her keep up the fron tof being in charge, for continuity purposes, but I think its time the gloves came off…

• 13. Auds  |  November 4th, 2008 at 09:53

  Don’t diss the Dame. She could be a new James Bond character – instead of Miss Moneypenny she could be Miss Shoveha’penny – crunchie credit an all that.

  I hate the world right now. We are being bought by a firm whose name is an anagram of “Thieving Robbing Lying Bastards” and nobody loves us. We are the Millwall FC of Conveyancing.

  Rant Rant Rant. Grumpy Old Woman and Proud.

• 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 5th, 2008 at 08:25

  Swiftly moving on before Audrey, the made up character I came up with according to Kev, starts bibbling in the corner and calling everyone a whoopsie.

  I remember the day that Kev won the deeds, I wrote it in my diary. Here we are: 3rd May 2008 – mine eyes did seeth the event of the Hill of Kevin taketh part in a battle of wits with thy Dame Judy, and in doing so he woneth the deeds to that quirical of games. I shall not mention the name for fear of being flagooned.

• 15. Kevil  |  November 6th, 2008 at 22:10

  Such an accurate account dear boy, by the way, do you have any Grey Poupon?

• 16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 7th, 2008 at 13:18

  I do, three hundred shades of Grey Poupon. Would you like some vol-au-vonts too?