15 Comments

• 1. Chris  |  February 10th, 2009 at 14:46

  Ours goes like this.

  Big compartment on left side: big knives and the rolling pin.
  Big compartment on right side: implements like garlic crusher, scissors, tin opener.

  Cutlery compartments across middle: Forks, more forks, knives, big spoons. (We have a lot of forks for some reason.)

  Little compartment at the front: teaspoons.

• 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 10th, 2009 at 18:07

  Ours is from left to right… actually I don’t remember.

  Why would I remember?

• 3. Chris  |  February 12th, 2009 at 14:34

  I had editorial control over the layout of our cutlery drawer so I know it as well as I know the shape of my own thighs.

• 4. Auds  |  February 16th, 2009 at 09:38

  I thought someone had buggered about with the cutlery drawer.

• 5. Chris  |  February 16th, 2009 at 16:08

  They had. It was Kev.

• 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 17th, 2009 at 09:12

  It’s alright, Audrey has already corrected Kev’s “opinion” when it comes to cutlery. I still don’t see the fascination though; it’s not as if we’re discussing neck ties.

• 7. Kevil  |  February 17th, 2009 at 15:11

  It appears I am in the minority.

  Net – Grand Mal – Loss.

• 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 18th, 2009 at 09:18

  That’s the grandest net mal loss I’ve ever heard! Dear boy, you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself.

• 9. Chris  |  February 18th, 2009 at 21:18

  Loss Net Mal Grand. Awful business. My condolences. Shall I send you a card to pass on my heartfelt sympathy for you at this most Grand of Mals?

• 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 19th, 2009 at 09:21

  If you consider how Grand Mal Grand Mal is normally it’s enough to make anyone weep openly, but a Mal Net Grand Loss, my word, I can barely say it without wanting to open the window…

  (P.S. Smoochies Inc do a lovely line of Loss Net Mal Grand cards).

• 11. Chris  |  February 19th, 2009 at 15:00

  Met Gand Ross Lal is a horrible state to be in. Can I take three cards by Smoochies Inc please, pre-printed with some sort of generic condolence, as I’m too horror-stricken to actually write them myself or put any effort in to conveying my actual feelings.

• 12. Kevil  |  February 19th, 2009 at 21:41

  I think i’d like a generic condolance about now. The dnarG laM teN ssoL is really starting to get me down.

• 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 24th, 2009 at 09:19

  People people let’s not get carried away here. Just because the country seems to be affected by a Grass Lond Met Aln doesn’t mean we should all panic. Fair enough, when this man flu has passed I will issue the cards accordingly.

  Don’t forget the pancakes on Jiff Lemon Day!

• 14. Chris  |  March 3rd, 2009 at 11:22

  I had non-brand-name lemon juice on pancake day. And for several days after when I also had pancakes. Mmm. I might have some more pancakes soon.

• 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 11th, 2009 at 09:33

  I didn’t have any because I was macked to sh*t on Jiff Lemon Day (recently re-named).

  I did however hear of other people eating pancakes and one person even took the time to call me up to chew pancakes down the phone to make me even more remorseful.