Logical Dreamscape (3)
July 17th, 2010
So I’m waiting in one of the business parks in Newcastle. It’s a pretty dark evening or it could be early in the morning, there’s light about. A car pulls up and there’s a woman driving with a man around my age sitting in the back. I get in the front. We’re going somewhere but they won’t tell me where it is and for some reason I’m not that bothered.
We get onto a backwards country road and after a couple of miles our way is blocked by reams and reams of thorns and vines. I get out with the guy and we try to hack our way through, the woman remains in the car at the wheel. We cut as best we can and at the top of a hill I see a double decker bus coming at about 80mph hurtling towards us. The woman reverses the car somewhere safe. I climb into a tree but the tree isn’t high enough to take me out of the way of the bus.
I cling there waiting for the inevitable and just as the bus makes contact I wake up.
What does it all mean?
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10 Comments
1. EEFY McJEEFY | July 18th, 2010 at 14:19
EEFY McJEEFY he say: your subconscious mind is clearly seeking some sort of emotional reconciliation, and the bus represents the consequences of inaction bearing down on you. Note that when the car stopped you were accompanied by a man and a woman, but you came out with the man while the woman was ready to move away as soon as your mental barrier was lifted.
That’s right – you’re gay.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 18th, 2010 at 19:45
I can see things much more clearly now.
I put my contacts in 😀 ba dum chish!
Fuck off McJEEFY. You’re fast becoming the new Saint King.
3. Switzerland | July 19th, 2010 at 12:26
It could mean a number of things really. You know it could be that…erm.. no not that, Oooh ooh maybe it means… no thats stupid.
Anyone want to buy a clock?
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 19th, 2010 at 16:22
I would love to buy a clock but only if it has dual duelling chronometers.
5. Switzerland | July 20th, 2010 at 10:15
I have a special one just for you Sir… Please Hold…
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 21st, 2010 at 07:44
*hold music – “… and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box…”
7. Chris | July 21st, 2010 at 16:17
Careful. EEFY don’t take that kind of chude. He’ll take your faux-shizzle stylings down to funky town. Watch yourself.
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 22nd, 2010 at 07:55
“… and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box…”
When he’s gonna pick up? I’ve got other joint chronometers to purchase today.
“… and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box, I’m living in a cardboard box, and I’m living in a box…”
9. Switzerland | July 22nd, 2010 at 16:38
… Thank you for holding sir. We have two models on offer at the moment, we have one with a spanky hat and the other in the shape of a viking longboat, which would you like?
10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 22nd, 2010 at 21:58
After careful consideration, in that I didn’t really think about it I just flipped a coin, I’ll take the loinboat.