Question Time
March 18th, 2009
Good Afternoon and welcome to today’s nightly edition of Question Time. With me are two members of the public burning with desires to answer questions of a slightly significant nature that may touch on issues but really they don’t and we will thinly veil them with large words to make you think they do.
On my right, Kevin Head aka The Wizard. On my left, Chris De Mar “Bomb” Shell. Let’s begin:
1. Unnecessary roadworks months is well underway. Tell me, do you consider reams and reams of plastic orange borders a problem or a joyous scene?
2. Gentlemen who go to the toilet, see that someone else has been before them, flush the toilet, have a wee then flush the toilet again. Are you one of those people and can you defend the second flush?
Whip crack away. Whip crack away.
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13 Comments
1. Chris | March 19th, 2009 at 18:06
If I may take your first point, which is an excellent question of course, and before going further can I thank you for having me on the show, I do consider that this month, which I think we all agree is March, is truly the most final month in the generally agreed financial year and coincidentally is also the beginning of spring. That is, in any case, my view, and one which is firmly held.
I’d like to hear what Kevin Head has to say on that matter.
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 21st, 2009 at 09:55
Mr Head, would you like to comment?
3. Kevil | March 23rd, 2009 at 19:54
I would, I really would. Unfortunataly my party has advised me that any answer i give will be largely disregarded as being bollocks, due to my enormous intellect being untranslatable into the language of the proles.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 24th, 2009 at 09:27
That is a shame, and it seems that without your response Mr Head this question time has come to a bit of a standstill. I don’t suppose you could gesture something unknowing to the rest of the audience that only myself and Mr Shell could see so that we can carry on?
5. Kevil | March 24th, 2009 at 10:00
* makes a shadow puppet of a rabbit, then a butterfly *
6. Chris | March 24th, 2009 at 10:48
Mr Head’s response is, of course, typical of the way in which things are carried out by his party, and if I may say so, taking all factors into account, allowing for all eventualities, and in the fullness of time, something that I would probably decline to support in the majority of cases.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 25th, 2009 at 23:26
So what you’re saying really is that based on the information that he has provided you are unable to agree or disagree on a factual basis that the questions posed are too substantial for the current market?
8. Kevil | March 26th, 2009 at 10:58
* Mimes being trapped in a glass box *
9. Chris | March 26th, 2009 at 15:37
Yes, that’s certainly an interpretation of what I said, and one that – all things considered – uses words and a range of punctuation. May I take this opportunity to congratulate you on having made that interpretation, with which I am now declining to agree or disagree.
10. Kevil | March 26th, 2009 at 19:10
* does the wax-on, wax-off thing from Karate Kid *
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 28th, 2009 at 09:48
I believe that things are progressing splendidly at the pace and speed that myself and the producers were hoping for. All in all, that is to say, in all fairness and at the end of the day, the results are definitely more agreeable than disagreeable.
12. Chris | April 6th, 2009 at 21:54
I quite agree with certain unobjectionable sentiments on which I choose not to elucidate further. I would also like to most profusely thank you for having me on the programme and for giving me this opportunity to share my most big views with each and ever one of everyone. Goodnight.
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 7th, 2009 at 08:08
It is with great pleasure that as one of my peers leaves the building, with such a heavy heart, gladdened by the conversation we have just this moment completed, I can safely say that we have made a difference to the many complicated aspects of modern life.
Mr Head, do you have anything to mime in this regard?