14 Comments

• 1. Chris  |  March 19th, 2009 at 18:04

  No, that’s perfectly acceptable.

  When filming SEEING NOT DOING, Kev is showing us round an abandoned church and uses the phrase “vicar’s vestibules” which always makes me laugh. Especially because he pronounced it:
  “vesty-byuu-ells”

  Tee-hee!

• 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 21st, 2009 at 09:54

  So I’m not wrong? That’s good. Although it does mean the rest of the world is wrong because nobody else here seemed to think that the word is funny. Shall I re-educate them, Yorkshire style?

• 3. Kevil  |  March 23rd, 2009 at 20:01

  They are wrong and shall be smoten.

  I charge you with the task of re-education… using hammers.

• 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 24th, 2009 at 09:25

  Using hammers, so it’s Oldboy style? Doesn’t usually go down with the local police constabularies but hey what do they know?

  Can I use two at a time, Matrix style?

• 5. Kevil  |  March 24th, 2009 at 09:59

  Only if you use them whilst rotating both arms at your side at full stretch.

• 6. Chris  |  March 24th, 2009 at 10:45

  You may need your hammer flailing straps for that.

  Remember, just because you’re setting out to hurt people, that’s no excuse to forget health and safety.

• 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 25th, 2009 at 23:25

  Too right. If I start doing everything Postal style that’ll just get me into trouble. Providing I’m wearing the straps and a safety helmet they’ll have no beef. Surely.

• 8. Chris  |  March 26th, 2009 at 15:35

  If you use necessary safety precautions and, if questioned, are able to produce a properly-completed Risk Assessment, then you would have a full legal defence for your actions and no prosecution could be brought against you.

  I dare say that onlookers would be cheering you on from the sidelines, in fact.

• 9. Kevil  |  March 26th, 2009 at 19:08

  You do have EU standard hammers though don’t you?

• 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  March 28th, 2009 at 09:46

  Ah… that might be a sticking point. Because mine complied with the EU standards brought during the 2005 Escapade Union Conflicts, and since then I think they’ve been changed.

  They do look very pretty though if that helps.

  Have you the latest copy of P.H. Dalton’s exceptional book, “The EU and You”?

• 11. Chris  |  April 6th, 2009 at 21:52

  No, but I have Jimmy Saville’s latest on a similar subject. It’s called “EU and you and you: ba ba baaah, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-ba-bah”.

• 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 7th, 2009 at 08:01

  That’s so bad I think the apples are out of season.

  Mr Kipling and the man from Del Monte are going to be after yooooooou!

• 13. Chris  |  April 7th, 2009 at 15:35

  He say yes?

• 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 7th, 2009 at 17:26

  He say, “Am gonna pound that fool wit his own marf”