The Power Of Advertising
April 12th, 2009
A stupid ginger appears. He sees an advertisement that says if you give someone your phone they will give you money for it. He goes looking for his old phone in his attic and surprisingly it is propped up handily, waiting to be plucked from what looks like a plant pot. The stupid ginger chuckles to himself. He checks the website and chuckles again. Minutes later he receives a cheque for £32.00 meaning this money will go to him for being stupid and not selling his phone on Ebay like everyone else does.
I love television me.
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18 Comments
1. Chris | April 13th, 2009 at 18:48
I don’t know what this means. What does this mean? What’s going on?
2. Kevil | April 13th, 2009 at 19:41
There’s one of them adverts, the one with a red fat headed cartoon mobile, which yabbers on about how much you could get for your phone, and it says something like “We could pay you up to a hundred pounds”, the next shot is of the guy on the website, where it clearly lists a phone for £125…. cock-noshers!
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 14th, 2009 at 12:50
Back at the beginning of the 20th Century when we weren’t around somebody invented the television. Now people use television, or TV as it has come to be known, as a way of selling goods and services. Most of them are useless, hence the highlighting of the aforementioned mobile phone recycling service.
4. Charley McFarley | April 15th, 2009 at 12:15
I’ve never been there or seen that. But my hat is most lovely. Care to smell it?
5. Chris | April 15th, 2009 at 12:16
Piss off Charley. Nobody asked you.
Tele-vision sounds like a thing to me. Yes indeed. Let’s get one!
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 15th, 2009 at 17:07
You can but you might have a bit of a problem. Teeley Vushons are most expensive, only come in one size (miniscule) and you have to import them from darkest peru. And only person sells them. And he’s a toy bear. And a git.
7. Chris | April 18th, 2009 at 21:15
Only person sells them? No way. Now we’ll never get one, Charley.
8. Charley McFarley | April 19th, 2009 at 11:52
It’s a tragedy I tells ya!
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 21st, 2009 at 07:24
Aye, Person the Toy Bear. He’s still bitter about the whole Paddington thing that you can never reason with him, never get a price reduction, never considers a sale. He’ll go down like Terry the Gerry Ferry if he’s not careful.
Does Charley McFarley stalk you or something?
10. Kevil | April 21st, 2009 at 09:19
WHy dont we just pull his stuffing out, then he’ll be a wobbly goop and wont be able to chase is when we nick his tellys?
11. Chris | April 21st, 2009 at 10:20
It’s a good plan. I’m going to bring my stuffing scooper with me.
12. Ian | April 22nd, 2009 at 07:26
Yeah but is has put on weight since I last saw him and I’ve heard he’s been going to the doctors with respiratory problems. We might have to nick the tellys ourselves.
13. Kevil | April 22nd, 2009 at 08:19
Who did you think I was going to get to nick em?
14. Chris | April 23rd, 2009 at 12:44
Bob Carolgees.
15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 23rd, 2009 at 13:56
You said he won’t be able to chase IS when when we nick his tellys. I thought we would pass them to IS when we were out the building and he could run off with them.
Bob Carolgees is currently stuck in the baltic sucking lemons through a straw.
16. Kevil | April 27th, 2009 at 10:07
shitit
17. Chris | April 27th, 2009 at 13:20
Dammit Bob! I told you the dates and everything! Now I find out you’re on your package trip to the lemon fields of the Baltic! How dare you!
18. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 28th, 2009 at 08:37
Somestimes I wonders howes sum peeple get thru a nermal dey.