Chris’s Calendar: May

May 6th, 2009

This month’s picture I am really happy with – and as I said before, it was just a chance picture that EEFY McJEEFY took while I happened to be out of sight for a moment.

There I was, froclicking in the breakers in my two-piece swimsuit and my hair in pigtails, when I stepped behind the large rock on the right to have a slash. And click! The picture was done. Wonderful image, and quite sexy too.

Entry Filed under: Chris,EEFY McJEEFY,Quite nice

17 Comments

  • 1. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 6th, 2009 at 20:32

    One of those two large expanses of water is a result of your slash I believe.

  • 2. Kevil  |  May 7th, 2009 at 14:20

    I would guess its the murky yellow one on the left?

  • 3. Chris  |  May 7th, 2009 at 17:49

    Yes, my epic whiz was seeping through the sand and filling up the lagoon on the left. I had had quite a few shandies the night before and was whizzing like the proverbial racehorse.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  May 8th, 2009 at 13:50

    Do racehorses wee? I thought they just raced. Maybe they should change the name to raceweehorses. That’s more apt.

  • 5. Chris  |  May 9th, 2009 at 02:07

    Racehorses do a range of things, including weeing, racing, eating, playing card games and building elaborate scale models of international landmarks.

  • 6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 16th, 2009 at 23:48

    That would be a pretty long name. Then we will just have to call them Raceweeeatplayingcardsbuildingshizzhorses.

    Someone best call the dictionary man.

  • 7. Chris  |  May 19th, 2009 at 10:51

    Hey, dictionary! You’re a man!

  • 8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 25th, 2009 at 22:49

    I bet that confused him.

  • 9. Dictionary  |  May 25th, 2009 at 22:49

    You what? You know I don’t get paid for this level of abuse. All I do is help people, I don’t need this.

  • 10. Chris  |  May 26th, 2009 at 11:08

    Well, you’ve got it now, whether you need it or not. How d’you like them apples?

  • 11. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 26th, 2009 at 23:41

    I don’t think he likes them apples a lot.

  • 12. Dictionary  |  May 26th, 2009 at 23:43

    I don’t no. In fact I would go as far to say that I detest them, I loathe them, I hate them with a passion reserved for pure unrivaled disapproval.

  • 13. Thesaurus  |  May 26th, 2009 at 23:43

    Hey, f*ck off! That’s my job!

  • 14. Dictionary  |  May 26th, 2009 at 23:44

    I never heard of a reference book getting shirty.

  • 15. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 26th, 2009 at 23:44

    Me neither. Is there something you’re both not telling us?

  • 16. Chris  |  May 27th, 2009 at 11:29

    I think something’s chafing their chagrins.

  • 17. Ian  |  May 27th, 2009 at 22:49

    Didn’t curiosity chafe the chagrin though?

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