Vixen Hawk Episode Guide
May 27th, 2009
You want action? You want adventure? You want girls (or maybe just one)?
You need VIXEN HAWK!
Episode One – The Pilot Episode
Young Victoria wakes up from a twelve month coma and realises that not only does she possess the strength of twelve women but she can run as fast as a chip van, possibly twelve. It all could be traced back to that bizarre traffic accident when she crossed the road only to be mauled by a helicopter full of strange glowing vats of oozing goo. There was a symbol on the side but gosh, Victoria just can’t quite remember it. Perhaps she will in twenty episodes time though, in time for the two-parter towards the end of the series.
First though to action. No longer known by her name, Victoria has a quick costume change and covering her face with a mask made of velour she becomes the ass-kicking, villain-snubbing, chip van-chasing Vixen Hawk.
She needs answers. Vixen traces the pilot of the helicopter to his grave; he’s dead. His brother could hold some answers but alas he too died in the accident. His sister survived the accident but broke her ankle stepping out the ambulance and broke to death.
Tragedy follows Vixen like a crow with a bad chude. Not only does she need to solve this mystery but work out how to get her old job at the office back and resume her relationship with Bobby Paul. Too much for a one hour pilot; definitely needs a series. And so it did.
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5 Comments
1. Kevil | May 28th, 2009 at 09:09
That made me laught a bit too loud in the office. I await the series with heavily strapped ankles.
2. Chris | May 29th, 2009 at 11:00
I sneezed gravel when I read this, so that must stand for something. I eagerly await the next episode to see what other geological artefacts my face can emit.
3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | May 31st, 2009 at 21:35
The beauty of it is that it already exists. ‘Vixen Hawk’ was a long-running action adventure series from the 1980’s starring somebody whom I work with who is now retired from “the biz”. As an avid follower of the series I am recounting the synopsis’ of my favourite episodes.
Aplomb. Plenty!
4. Chris | June 14th, 2009 at 12:26
Wow! The news that your colleague was involved in this terriby exciting moment in televisual history has caused a series of molluscs, fossilised in limestone, to rattle free from my right ear. I am, to say the least, delighted.
5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 14th, 2009 at 20:49
She will be over the moon to know that this has caused such overwhelming elation. I will thrust the news in her general direction tomorrow.