Chris’s Calendar: July
July 10th, 2009
As handsome a picture as any you’ll see in the calendar this year. I’m very pleased with this – we went to great lengths to get just the right shot and luckily it all paid off.
EEFY McJEEFY knows a few people in the Admiralty, so we got a knock-down rate of £18,000,000 to hire an aircraft carrier for a fortnight. We sailed it out to the Indian Ocean for just the right shade of blue water, then set it off towards the helicopter (which we stole in Madeira) at full speed. EEFY was up in the copter, lining up the shot, and on his signal I did a fabulous pirouette off the far side of the vessel. Dressed in a see-through nightie and the most fabulous string of pearls, the picture captures me in mid flight as I spin gracefully towards the water. The control tower completely obscures any view of me from EEFY McJEEFY’s vantage point.
A beautiful shot of a single moment in time, captured perfectly, I think you’ll agree. It’s definitely one of my favourites.
Entry Filed under: Chris,Loins,Look at this,Quite nice
10 Comments
1. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 12th, 2009 at 20:46
And I thought splashing 4 g’s on a car was extravagent! You little harlot!
2. Chris | July 13th, 2009 at 10:02
It’s nothing. When you’ve got it, flaunt it.
3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 13th, 2009 at 20:50
So why is it then when several members of da beans community asked for fish you refused?
4. Chris | July 14th, 2009 at 09:52
FISH IS DIFFERENT. Don’t ask about fish. Not around me. Not ever.
Fish and me got some history that I don’t wanna talk about.
5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 14th, 2009 at 20:06
But… you were on a huge boat in the middle of the ocean. Surely there were some fish you could have swiped?
You have fish history? There are group therapy sessions for talk like that bwoi.
6. Kevil | July 15th, 2009 at 15:11
Fishtory is a common complaint these days, you can get some cream for it in Boots.
7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 17th, 2009 at 13:24
I think I once saw a man being beaten up by three kingfishers for Fishtory. What a terribe world we live in.
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 17th, 2009 at 13:25
Ahem, we also live in a terrible world as well as a terribe world.
DONT LISTEN TO COLDPLAY!
9. Chris | July 20th, 2009 at 13:06
Oh the terribe. It caused me to sell my house once. That’s why I am to be found begging on the streets.
10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 21st, 2009 at 07:42
The Terribe begged me to loan them all copies of The Hannah Montana DVD game, and stupidly I ordered a shipment of fifty thousand because I was having a “nice” day.
Bully for me in every sense of the word.